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new genders for 2020: neo big titty goth, smooth peach skater, sugary beard axe

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dont forget these classic mastodon memes:
* scrape bowly
* five million
* there’s a thing under my bed andy
* steve,s

@Torie new screen name "bare minimum rethink this king"

real "rethink this one king" hours, whose up

them: what app is that?

me:'s just a social media thing...

them: oh? Can I-?

me: no no! this is, uh, a network for gay witches for communism. you wouldn't be interested...

I don't really know how to explain this but the canadian internet registration authority has decided to produce a set of stock images

im thinking of unplugging and switching to a flip phone w/o internet, but just carry my normal phone around as a mostly offline camera and music player, has anyone else done this

UKpol, Election results, nice. 

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our moods are all out of sync. just like our time zones or whatever. that’s why you haven’t been boosting me

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short husband girl will probably be the last significant event of the 2010s

Ah beans, I started HRT and took catgirl pills to prove a point but now I'm just cuddled up on my new lesbian gf's lap and I never want to go back

The alt-right has this weird tendency to repurpose the language of feminism and queer theory over time to make themselves look legitimate; I'm can't wait to see them finally appropriate something that will deconstruct their entire worldview

i.e. "become a trans catgirl to own the libs"

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