Hiya folks don't mind me I'm just preparing the head of my Eurovision toots, they'll all be CW'd and threaded to this toot but they'll still be public so in around two hours you might see a bunch of these on the public TLs
I'll also be using #Eurovision #ESC #ESC2018 if I can remember to

Let the Eurovision Song Contest begin!! #Eurovision

#SLO and #EST and #GBR's flag-bearer are hot lol #Eurovision

"Where is the rest of your dress" lmao #Eurovision

#UKR it's the coffin piano!!
"an Australian sheepdog" wut
first costume change of the night lol
if that's a coffin piano what's he playing there
THE STAIRS ARE ON FIRE
I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS IN THE SEMIFINAL

#ESP has no second place ever really won? huh
It's a real nice duet though, they're channelling 2017 Portugal
They're cute aww
...do they need a room l o l

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#SLO Tonight is when we find out if the music cutting out is on purpose
I'm not sure if it's just because I've heard it so many times but I like this song
Yeah it's on purpose lmao
At least she got the audience clapping this time

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Time to check out the #Eurovision tag for toots I missed lol

"it's bring your husband to work day" lmaoooo ikr all the het couples on stage #SLO #Eurovision

#EST It's the opera entry!!! I love this one I love her dress (65k €?? heck)
Her voice is just. incredible
Woooooow

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#NOR "The song isn't that great" oh no Graham it's true but you shouldn't say it looool
So many on-screen effects lol imagine what the live audience is seeing lol
There goes the second jacket of the night
...yeah Fairytale was better lol

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Did I miss a gay joke lol

What just happened? Did someone jump on the stage already?? #Eurovision

He tried to bite her twice lol

#GER He is, like, really so Ed Sheeran lol
Appropriate for mother's day though

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#FRA "France's strongest in a while"? I dunno, remember 2014's Moustache? That was Eurovision material
Again, the black robes are great lol

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Lol that rainbow flag that keeps passing in front of the camera

Thanks, thanks, I'm good, thanks #FRA

#CZE It's Mikolas!!! Yeeeeeee
I love the trumpets
I'd be quoting this all day except I can never hear the words correctly lol
That dab lol
YO HE DID THE FLIP OMG

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I think I'm like half a song behind but I'm watching the BBC One stream??

Eurovision app is already on Australia but we're not done with the Vikings!

NO THEY DABBED

NO

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"He's only 66 but he looks 96" loool it's the hair

Woooo Cesar mmmm

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#FIN It's the spinny plate, we've been missing spinny things in Eurovision
Love her backup dancers tho, that aesthetic

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Omg I forgot about the trust fall I tooted to quick

Omg so mad my BBC1 stream cut out in the middle of Moldova and it's CUTTING OUT IN SWEDEN
MY FAVES I CRY

#HUN Hey it's the drummer in his underclothes
That's all I have to say about this one

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#ISR MY FAVOURITE ENTRY
🐔

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Lmao my mom walked by and she was like why is it so Chinese lol
It's all the lucky cats in the bg #ISR

This is unrelated but I'm still upset I missed Moldova but I really hope Moldova wins so I can watch it again lol

#NED Here they come with a country song for the second consecutive time

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I don't really need to watch the rest anymore I'm ready to give all my points to Moldova and Czech Republic

#IRE I'll give some points to him too, just for the gays
I love the cute dancing gays

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My stream keeps cutting out. I need some ice cream to cope with this

Is it time to vote yet I want to see if I can vote for Moldova

Nope, I can't vote. Everyone vote Moldova for me!!