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Updated my map (removed Arthur Liang because it's not pedestrian-accesible, added Annacis Channel and Derwent Way because the body of water they cross is "major" enough) and updated my blog post with North Arm + Oak Street photos which I crossed today and added some descriptions https://hilb.ert.space/bridges-of-vancouver/
Eight more bridges to go! Four to Sea Island, one to Richmond, one on Annacis Island, one to Surrey, and one to Langley

"do you use Linux?"
"what's Linux?"
"LIck my NUX hahahaha"

Masdabdon

A few coffeeshops use milk from Nuez, which I also haven't tried, because they're also intimidatingly fancy
But you know what intimidating fanciness is just a way for rich people to keep us out and I can't let that stop me from enjoying good drinks
Anyway I'm rambling

I wanna go to one of those fancy Vancouverite coffee shops but it's intimidating and I feel like I don't coffee enough to appreciate fancy coffee
But I will go anyway one of these days... when the opportunity comes

It's surprising how often comedians reuse bits
I was watching some of John Mulaney's stuff and I found one from the late 00s where he was in loose jeans (you know the kind, I can't believe it either) and he did a bit (I forgot which, the crimes one maybe?) that later appeared in The Top Part
Which I mean is 2009 and also late 00s but idk thought he'd have written new stuff for the special

I once had a substitute teacher called Ms. Bosco and she was really good and definitely a millenial and I don't remember what she looked like so my brain's just replaced her with an image of Mae Martin

One of my favourite stand-up comedians from back whenever was Mae Martin and I wonder what she's doing now
Is it my own personal bias or are queer comedians just better
Although I never really got into Margaret Cho

Can I learn how to sing lower
I mean I think you can voice train to get used to using a lower register of your voice but I don't think you can, like, extend the existing physical limits of your voice

I wish my voice was deeper so I could sing all those pesky deep parts in PatD songs I've got the high bits down pat with me and my ridiculous falsettos and I'm having fun with it despite how awful it sounds but I can't even reach the lower bits and it's *clenches fist* rrrrrr

Like "weirdly feminine limbs"?? I would've just gone with "weirdly gangly limbs" I mean

Some of this jokes are strangely almost sexist and haven't aged well (he once joked that Ocean's 11 with women would never work but here we are) but otherwise I think he's funny and v cute

Me: alright. tonight we are NOT gonna watch vine compilations
Brain: how about
Me: no
Brain: we watch
Me: no
Brain: John Mulaney
Me: ok

I need that guy who read the article on mayonnaise to read more things

Aw fuck I spilt water on myself I can't believe I've done this

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Lactose Intolerance, or Lactophobia,