ionchy @nonphatic@cybre.space

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Might as well thread all the screenshots together
I caught a shiny Koffing!

miasma

underlie

New MV from Hippo Campus https://youtu.be/18d5AAZWSpY

Gummies are ofc the most fun but also the most expensive

I'm running out of vitamin D pills and idk if they do anything but I'm gonna keep taking them anyway bc I like the ritual but idk if I should get chewables again (fun, tastey) or swallow ones (cheaper, no fun)

The hypothetical of dating another grad student makes me a bit nervous
Like what if it doesn't work out and you have to spend the next 5 years around them lmao

overleaf underleaf

I need to... I've got class
I like the class but I am not feeling it

If you have a cat and you want to adopt another cat can you bring your cat to see who you cat likes lol

I'm tired of being chased around in dreams it makes me tired IRL lmao

I'm not saying I tried it but did you know that restricting blood flow to your head makes your nose feel really funny

I feel like I need to toot it. I need to get it out of my system

Drafting a lewd response like no. no tonight I will spare the world of these nasty

1. I'm actually referring to a strangle and 2. it turns out the artery/windpipe difference is exactly the difference between choking and strangling
Kind of unfortunate bc the word choke sounds cooler than strangle

2 am struggling to do the two finger whistle and then wondering if I could possibly choke myself unconscious

No... I've got class tomorrow... I've got meetings tomorrow... I'm tired I do not want

I can't believe tiktok managed to identify a kind of guy I didn't realize existed and summarize it in a single phrase

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMejn4svK/ ok yep I got the vibe I don't like it ok got it oof nope

I'm getting old what is being a "pick me" what are the youth saying

"which generation is that ionchy" well look it's not his

I had a teacher who pronounces the H in wHy and wHere and wHat and he's not nearly old enough to be part of the generation who natively speaks like that so I'm convinced he started doing it on purpose and couldn't stop

one wub
two wooben