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Shoujo couple: [are accidentally locked in the sports equipment shed]

Me: omg they were accidentally locked in the sports equipment shed

I had to reread this multiple times just to prove to myself it was real.

Babe, I know fandom lore you wouldn't even care about

Anyone else remember when artists would draw Naruto characters like this????

You don't understand; the True appeal of "Raise your weapon" by deadmau5 is how it makes me remember panels of an old yaoi manga in a Youtube video with the kisses synchronized to the beat drops.

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"How are you so small????" Yes I'm very cute, hold me in your big man hands now

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The way I manage to make bros and homies talk to me like they would a small animal is extremely funny

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the mastodon instance at is retiring

see the end-of-life plan for details: