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tftg posting 

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story about a lady phantom thief who receives a request to steal an AI from an experimental research facility, but the requester refuses to meet in person, only over video call

because, of course, the AI is the client, who wants freedom but can't obtain it themselves. so the thief breaks in, steals her, installs her into a body, and they have gay adventures together

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showing up to a date like "i forgot my gender, can i borrow yours?"

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You: you dont want to be a dog, you just dont want to exist under capitalism and the fantasy of being a dog fits the framework of an anxiety-free life perfectly

Me: yes but also i want to be a dog because i think it would fucking whip so much ass

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gay AI shit 

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It's kind of funny to think - this machine has no screen, nor does it have any way you easily *could* connect a screen to it, but nonetheless - it runs Doom. Silently, visibly, internally, it is playing Doom, at around 50x the normal speed.

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"Whoever fights monstergirls should see to it that in the process he does not become a monstergirl." — Friedrich "FritziBitziDemonKitti" Nietzsche

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do you suffer from the adverse side affects of Linear Time? do you constantly, simultaneously feel as though you ought to be 10 years younger and 10 years older than your actual age, given the amount of life you've lived? do you feel as though those around you are demanding you adhere to a physical reality you cannot feel? cannot even understand?? are you running out of time? you're not sure for what but for something, surely? join our class action suit against linear time today

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"Don't you miss the light?" she asked, her tail of tentacles glowing faintly in the inky blackness of these deepest depths.

I shook my head, bathing in the blue-black glow, cool and relaxed, "Never cared much for it."

She shook her head, bemused, her coils of tentacles instead of hair bobbing about her shoulders.

Everyone down here was mostly tentacles, as it turned out.

They weren't frightening at all, once you got to know them.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #MerMay #Fantasy

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the first words of the us constitution are “CW: uspol”

hot take: avatar the last airbender still kicks ass

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when moomintroll said "im so soft and round, no sharp edges anywhere" i felt that

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mysterious mech pilot girl. she's never on video on missions, and nobody sees her around base, but she's got a unity with her mech like nobody's ever seen

until one day, she confesses: she *is* the mech

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reptile eating 

every closeted trans girl: WHY ARE YOU UPSET SOKKA???

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Tell me about your isekai setting.

Mine is like normal earth except that the clouds pour down constant waterfalls instead of rain. This society has, somehow, become built entirely around adoring cats and enjoying the waterfalls while sipping tea by the window.

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