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a polish word for "deadname" is "nekronim" (literally "necronym") and that sounds metal af imo

I only ever watched the first few episodes, but I just finished the series and wow, that's a fever dream of a show
youtube.com/watch?v=dop4MTlf_z

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The new Predator movie, Prey, was super cool. Short and focused, great actors, simple plots without nonsense. Watched it with the Comanche dub and it was super immersive. #theCinema youtube.com/watch?v=wZ7LytagKl

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i think we should not censor michaelangelo's david. art is art *the crowd cheers* in fact, i think we should make the dick bigger *the crowd boos* okay, fine, we should give him a pussy instead

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Owl House :blobcatmeltlove:

(I highly recommend this animated queer magical tv show!)

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Using alt text is super important. Please continue to use it. It really makes a world of difference!!! I love how mastodon is very inclusive with all type of disabilities and everyone here is so kind. I have not seen any other social media use this much alt text. I just want to give a gentle reminder and a huge thank you!!!! :)

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is the robot equivalent of tying a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue successfully negotiating USB-C power delivery?

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Gamedev friends, is there anyone who could help me use the GOG Galaxy API?

I’ve been sitting on an offer to put SLH on GOG for months but I need to integrate achievements with the API and I’ve just… kinda admitted defeat. I’m not a programmer and I don’t know what I’m doing >~<

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services provided by tall girls:
-make me feel smaller, more delicate
-more to look at yowza
-tall thing retrieved gracefully off shelf
-put on heels for extra tall extremely impressive
-intimidating?? in a Good way
-let me wear your sweater all baggy
-daydream of forbidden shoulder rides
-legs!?!?

in conclusion thank you tall girls part of our beautiful lesbian ecosystem

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When cats carcinize, it will happen at first through boxes. A cat knows that boxes are safe, protective. Someday a cat will figure out how to carry a box on its back and be safe wherever it goes. That will be the start of hermit cats.

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The tree took five days to walk around completely. Every night I stared up at the high, mysterious branches, disappearing into the clouds.

I looked at my sturdy axe, and considered the task I had been given by the Baron.

This tree ruined his view of the mountains beyond. I suspected she was older than those mountains.

"May I stay here with you," I finally asked, after a week of successful foraging.

A hidden door among her roots opened...

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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Dumb joke about christianity 

[Youth Pastor Voice]

... and when they found the body, there he stood over it. So they hit that emergency meeting button! With a great cry they said "we cast you out Judas!"

So you see kids, Jesus really is amogus. Now let's go get some juice boxes!

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We board the dead space hulk. It’s been lifeless for centuries. We start replacing corroded cabling to get life support functioning. Then we restore communications.

There’s a final unsent message in the buffers. We put it on screen.

From: Chief Engineer Nani, Cargo Vessel Akkadia
To: Copper merchant Ea-nasr, New Ur
Subject: Complaint about quality of copper in new CO₂ scrubbers

We turn the screen off. It’s a tale as old as time.

#MicroFiction

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Reply to Consider Disabling HTTPS Auto Redirects by @tdarb

One thing this article misses is the fact that webpages are delivered over the Web to Web browsers.

The vast majority of browsers are application runtime environments. Serving pages to users’ browsers creates a software distribution platform. Serving pages in cleartext is a way to give permission to users’ ISPs, network administrators, and governments to serve their malware instead, under your name, whether or not your page includes any scripts of your own.

People can’t always choose their networks, service providers, or governments. They aren’t always equipped to deal with content injection and page alteration.

This isn’t a “fear-based tactic”. It’s an acknowledgement of our reality: networks are hostile. There are no robust measures to stop an intermediary from altering unencrypted traffic, yet there are strong incentives for all able parties to do so. That makes malware injection a perfectly reasonable concern. Moreover: multiple ISPs, including Comcast and Vodafone, have been caught injecting JavaScript apps into unencrypted pages. Governments are no stranger to content injection either.

If you want to serve in cleartext, pick a protocol that’s not part of an application delivery platform. Gopher is a popular option.

#POSSE note from https://seirdy.one/notes/2022/08/03/on-enforcing-https/

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hypertext markup in the streets
cascading styles in the sheets

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