Okay, story time:
When my daughter was born, there was another girl who was born. My daughter had a name chosen already, so the card on her crib said her name. The other baby, did not yet have a name chosen. As a result, the card on her crib said 'Female' and the family's last name. They came up to the NICU, saw the card, and said Female! What a beautiful name!! (pronouncing it like tamale) And I shit you fucking not, that is what they named their kid. @viciousviscosity