girl: trying blue lipstick today thirty year old cis white male .social user: Oh, um... That's certainly interesting! I definitely prefer red lipstick, though. When a woman is aroused, her lips flush red, so red lipstick is a great aide in making you appear fertile.
@lynnesbian Oh, um... That’s certainly interesting! I definitely prefer actual blood though. When a predator is feasting, their lips drip with the remnants of their most recent kill, so actual blood is a great aide in making you appear dangerous.