made out of flesh or wood @nightpool@cybre.space

still fucked up that "TIMING CRYSTALS" are a real thing

how does my watch work? oh, you know, it's got the timing power of quartz and shit

red green's ethos that "if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy" proposes a model of masculinity that prioritizes putting oneself at the service of others, an almost perfect antithesis to modern western culture's toxic ideals of manhood. in this essay i will

hello. today i will think about things and concepts. feel free to do this too, but be careful

in times of need just remember that espeon is really pink

i'm fucking losing it this tiktok is so goddamn funny https://twitter.com/sienzala/status/1228580638594174977

if you've ever wondered what it's like in my head, take a moment to imagine the protypical hamster on a wheel, then imagine hundreds of them

you zoom out, these hundreds of hamsters on wheels are powering a mecha hamster, spinning its own much larger wheel

you zoom out again, there are hundreds of these mecha hamsters, all spinning their own wheels which power a much larger mecha hamster, a mecha mecha hamster if you will

you turn to your companion and say "by jove, how many levels of hamsters could there be?" and she turns and responds to you, insanity buried deep in her eyes, and speaks, "my dear reader, I'm afraid it's hamsters all the way down"

Imagine if the wigs judges wear had been updated as wig technology improved like you're in court for a parking ticket and it looks like a fucking hair metal cover band

Street lamp in Tucson, Arizona

i'm obligated to like eizouken since it's pro-producer propaganda (or ProProPro for short)

moving instances on #mastomonday like

in Massachusetts one can keep a secret within their personal vehicle as long as it is contained in a wooden magazine with sides at least one inch thick

wait

i would like it if my habitat was full of appropriate enrichments so i could do my behaviours

とりあえず merge からやってみますか♪(( ))

SocialCG meeting happening in 10 mins now! https://socialhub.activitypub.rocks/t/2-8-socialcg-telecon/507

Hope to see you there!