War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery. RAID is Backup. SMS is 2FA. Ketchup is Vegetable.
@niconiconi you forgot "Moving to the Cloud™ is a reliability-maximization strategy".
@niconiconi all of US politics is a meme
@oklomsy @niconiconi I just learned more stuff that makes me question people's sanity in general.
@niconiconi That ketchup Wikipedia article also mentions “pizza as a vegetable.”
@niconiconi bees are fish!
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It's all topsy turvy!
@niconiconi France Is Bacon…
@niconiconi Well actually Ketchup is made from tomatoes, and tomatoes are really a fruit. . .so Ketchup is a fruit. So now time to ponder everything over again.
@sflorg@mastodon.social @niconiconi@cybre.space that would make ketchup a juice
Well, now again it needs to be clarified. It's a fruit juice, not a vegetable juice. Oh let's just send the matter to the Supreme Court to figure out.
@sflorg@mastodon.social @niconiconi@cybre.space oh no, please not the Supreme Court again, let's just agree it's just juice and leave it ambiguous
@koimoa @niconiconi
Yep. . . they would probably call it a trans fruit and try to convert it to vegetable like them.
@niconiconi And the best game is RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
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Baba is you?
@niconiconi@cybre.space ok satsuki sit down
@niconiconi I mean, SMS is the weakest form of 2FA... I literally only use it if there's no other option.
@niconiconi That is ridiculous! Everyone knows: Ketchup is fruit. 😆
For those who didn't know the last meme from US politics: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable