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War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery. RAID is Backup. SMS is 2FA. Ketchup is Vegetable.

@niconiconi That ketchup Wikipedia article also mentions “pizza as a vegetable.”

@niconiconi Well actually Ketchup is made from tomatoes, and tomatoes are really a fruit. . .so Ketchup is a fruit. So now time to ponder everything over again.

@koimoa @niconiconi

Well, now again it needs to be clarified. It's a fruit juice, not a vegetable juice. Oh let's just send the matter to the Supreme Court to figure out. oh no, please not the Supreme Court again, let's just agree it's just juice and leave it ambiguous

@koimoa @niconiconi
Yep. . . they would probably call it a trans fruit and try to convert it to vegetable like them.

@niconiconi I mean, SMS is the weakest form of 2FA... I literally only use it if there's no other option.

@niconiconi That is ridiculous! Everyone knows: Ketchup is fruit. 😆

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