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Sorry to all the people who followed me but only see anime shitposts and bad jokes instead, and for being the top Fedi tag poster but not even 10% as cool as <any anime profile picture techie in Fedi>...

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"It is easier to port a shell than a shell script."
-- Larry Wall

Q: What do you call a retrocomputing recreation of the NeXTSTEP operating system?

A: PrEVSTEP.

Q: Why does nobody like this laptop repair shop?

A: It's full of hot air.

Q: What happens when someone finds an electrical shock hazard in an airplane's avionics?

A: Get grounded.

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@niconiconi at my previous employer one of the teams rigged a nerf launcher to shoot whoever broke the build

The "green light" indicator in CI build-test page was originally a real physical light invented by Agile people... WTF?! In spite that Agile is often practiced as snake-oil, you have to admit the creativity of these people...

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@chjara meanwhile there is people occasionally telling me that they love my gentoo overlay and I'm like "Nooo, it's experimental ground, whyyy"
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remember when kizuna ai was the only vtuber
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You know you're in a big company when...

You suddenly find out there are two whole other teams building exactly the same thing but they didn't know of each other, and even after they find out about each other their respective managers refuse to let them cooperate.

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You know you are in a Big Company when...

You need to use a resource reservation application to book the meeting rooms, and there's a high possibility that another person at the same time are clicking the "submit" button, so YOU HAVE TO BE QUICK, or you and your colleagues will have to walk 500 meters just for a meeting.

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捡回来一年了,不会总是觉得我们要谋害他了,可以徒手剪指甲喂药洗澡不用任何防护措施了,也已经把我当成了同阵营的成员,我和朋友送来临时寄养的猫吵架的时候他甚至来帮我骂对方...
但还是忍不住热爱啃东西的鬼毛病,吃猫抓板、吃纸盒子、狗咬球也被啃碎吃掉了,骂他就跑,下次还敢

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Q: What do you say when a new supercomputer programmer keeps asking basic questions?

A: Read The Fortran Manual.

Wikipedia often works as a port pinout reference, this is oddly satisfying...

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