niconiconi @niconiconi@cybre.space

>opens fridge
>there is nothing to eat
>
>opens fridge again
>there is still nothing to eat
wtf

meowwwwww

miau

A windowless skyscraper in New York. Not suspicious at all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_Thomas_Street

who dis

it’s, cat!!!

Git-blame-someone-else: Blame someone else for your bad code
https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else

(submitted by swyx)

Picking a title for the App Store page is not easy. Just "Mastodon" is taken by someone - I can't find who or what. So needs more words. "for iOS" is redundant and not permitted. "Decentralized" is so long it doesn't leave any characters for the noun. Besides, I don't want any technical jargon. Any words that a random internet user won't immediately recognize. Twitch has it so easy with its "Twitch: Live Game Streaming". Short and clear.

The 11 is for people with the pride of a 10 and the pocketbook of an 8.
-- R. B. Greenberg [referring to PDPs?]

捡回来两周了，现在胆子已经很肥了，敢到处蹦来蹦去的了，于是我买了个大笼子晚上把他丢进去睡觉，倒是还挺配合的
不吃猫粮的问题我坚持到点投喂，等十几分钟不吃就当着他面倒进马桶的政策，饿了两天之后顺利解决，现在喂他猫粮再也不骂骂咧咧不吃了，隔几天给点罐头冻干啥的也吃得很欢
唯一问题是前几天每天按着他滴眼药水导致现在我一伸手就逃跑，都不往我肚子上蹭了...
哦以及基于同一个原因至今不敢给他剪指甲（等我现在满手的伤好了再说

这猫绝对是家养长大的，然后被丢了还被抓去剪了耳朵，目测昨天是刚被放掉不久因为身上还挺干净，到家两小时就出来转然后被抓去洗了个澡又缩回角落里面，然后现在又出来呼噜呼噜而且随便撸了（
一点没显得见外（除了现在还不敢离开房间

I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...

If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?

Phone Numbers and Social Security numbers are essentially the same thing now:

Easily leaked from non-trusted sources

Provide entirely too much information about the individual linked to them

Likely to not change unless you enjoy trying to explain to others what prompted the change

Windows Defender blocks qBittorrent
https://github.com/qbittorrent/qBittorrent/issues/14489

(submitted by ethbr0)

the fact that my fedi app doesn't display links properly makes for pretty good shitpost material