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I've... exploited 0days you programmers wouldn't believe.
[*contemptuous laugh*]
ROP shellcode on non-executable memory ran as the machine of Turing.
I watched Offset2lib pwns ASLR near the stack of kernel space.

All those bugs won't be fixed in time, like
[*cough*] dereference... to... NULL,
Time...to...
segfault (core dumped)

中微子实验意外发现线性代数定理 quantamagazine.org/neutrinos-l

三个粒子物理学家 Peter Denton, Stephen Parke, Xining Zhang 在分析中微子实验的数据时,无意发现了线性代数中联系特征值和特征向量的关系,他们觉得这么基本的定理早就有人证明过了,但奇怪的是翻遍了书也没找到。于是去 Reddit 的 r/math 上发帖问(reddit.com/r/math/comments/ci6 ),评论里有人发现了 MathOverflow 相关内容的链接(mathoverflow.net/questions/961 ),作者是陶哲轩。于是他们就发邮件去问陶哲轩。陶开始也奇怪,“还有这么好的事?”,但在两个小时后给出了三个不同的证明,发现这确实是个新定理,并联名发了篇论文。

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@Mnemonic
brain memory doublers? Pfft. Amateurs. Here at Prometheus Enterprises(tm) we use neuromorphic chips with up to 64PB capacity*, plugged directly into your neural router with optical implants. Better than biological memory!

* Maximum capacity depends on available cranial space. Cranial extension surgeries sold separately.

@seven @NOCARRIER

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RT @有个梨UGlee@weibo.com: Alice 和 Bob 结婚了,但是最早知道这件事情的并不是在民政局婚姻登记处工作的 Grace,而是 Eve。

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@niconiconi
imagining a walmart general strike bringing the entire US economy to its knees

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洗了盘 配了新环境 迁移了新帐号
然后换回了许久未用的头像
:blobheartcat:

1970: We'll have flying cats.

2010: Cat litter box with DRM!

There are "smart" cat litter box with DRM. :blobcattilt: :blobcattilt: :blobcattilt: And some hackers in the cat community have written a FOSS firmware for these litter boxes to solve the problem... Welcome to the future!

jorgelo.co/the-future-a-cat-li

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Intel is dealing with exploits by putting an embargo after an embargo, don't Intel realize spreading the reports across multiple news cycle can severally damage their reputation in the long term? - if they continue to do this, soon Intel will have the same reputation as Adobe Flash and Java Applet, all known for their endless exploits...

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@leo_song @niconiconi 建議他先讀一個 cognitive system 的 gradschool :doge:

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John Carmack 说他打算研究强人工智能 :doge: 他说,既然成功的概率远大于 0,而且一但成功会有极大的好处,按照帕斯卡赌注的逻辑,他就应该去试试 facebook.com/100006735798590/p

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@roytam1 我一直认为微软只说“x64”

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