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soldier 76 named himself that because of his enduring decades long love of a game coming out right now....................................................................................................fallout 76

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Tim Pennings noticed that his Welsh corgi, Elvis, seemed to follow the optimal path when chasing a ball thrown into Lake Michigan — Elvis seemed to realize that he ran faster than he swam, and so could minimize his retrieval time by racing intelligently along the beach before jumping into the water. But how did he make these judgments?

“We confess that although he made good choices, Elvis does not know calculus,” Pennings wrote. “In fact, he has trouble differentiating even simple polynomials.”

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every time someone mentions geneva switzerland around me, i say "it's a great convention town" and no one ever laughs

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broke: ladies and gentlemen
woke: folks
bespoke: fuckers

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Planet classes in the Star Trek universe:
J - Jovian gas giants
D - Airless moons
L - Marginally habitable
M - Habitable by baseline humanoids
Y - Hazardous
H - Horny

in my head i thought watching Nailed It would just be anxiety inducing and mildly amusing, when in fact it’s very funny and intentionally surreal??

through a series of extremely fortunate events I am now in possession of the family stand mixer, and thus have Made It in the world of home cooking.

I am very excited

being honest with myself if I had a time machine I’d just use it to sleep more

workshopped with @modernmodron "by the age of 35 you should have borne at least eight or nine hundred injuries of Fortunato, probably more if you want to retire by 50"

independently i mean. everyone who came up with it should get a writing credit @modernmodron

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I came up with Duchess Nukem and will require a writing credit @modernmodron

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so duchess nukem would basically be a walking simulator with a gun (and a mighty boot)

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it'll be good because the huge thing definitely requires a lot of 'off time' for my brain to simmer on it

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i've come to a good realization that I can set down my next Big Huge Project and just thrash out a motorcycle concept game, so look out for that

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after a discussion with @nic I have decided that games are canceled

I'm sorry but they're really nice, I can't help it

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