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Update complete!
KITTEN.EXE Version 1.001
In this update:
-Lowered mischief value for a hopefully better behaved kitten
-Patched out kitten’s access to important system files
-Removed ability for kitten to beep the PC speaker (again… after it somehow reenabled the feature last time…)
-Performance improvements
It’s been some time since KITTEN.EXE was last updated, but development is resuming. Please leave feedback about any changes you would like to see, as it is now being reviewed again and not put directly into the kitten’s food bowl. Thank you for enjoying KITTEN.EXE.
@netkitty but what if we want more mischief?
@netkitty @devurandom
Maybe that can be an advanced option for paw-er users?