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today i would like many petpets and patpats.


*petpets you*
*and patpats*
*and maybe even petpats, if that's not going too far*

def makeCatHappy(): fork(makeCatHappy()) while True: pet( pat( fork(makeCatHappy()) makeCatHappy()

@netkitty *petpets* *patpats* *repeats until kitty satisfied with amount of petpets and patpats*

@netkitty *looks at the clock* oh right, it's almost caturday! *petpats and patpets netkitty*

while( netkitty.wantsPet() && netkitty.wantsPat() ) {

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