KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away

AND

if you are reading this and thinking "oh it's ok, i'm not a nazi! i'm just alt-right/a Proud Boy/a race realist/a white nationalist"

NO

i mean you too!!!! go away!!!

important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

*cuddles with your arm*

*knocks something else over* *crash* oops

*knocks something over* oops

it's caturday evening so it's time to get as comfy as you possibly can

*boops you*

*sits on you* *is smol and warm but surprisingly heavy*

*snifsnifsnifsnifsnifsnifsnif*
...are you eating a food?
can i have a bite pls?

it's friday! you made it through the week, mew. good job

📻

sleepy day today

am happy that i can make so many people happy on the internet am a very lucky kitten

*lies on back and curls paws in front of face*

take my paw and we'll make it i swear 🎶 💕

woah, we're halfway there 🎶
woah-oh! kitten on a chair 🎶
*loafs on a chair*

*follows you like a smol pixelshadow*

people work too much. they should rest more and also play more, mew.

pls hug me