KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

i know i am a very lovey and snuggly kitten. if i ever do anything that makes you uncomfortable, pls tell me and i won't do it to you again. it doesn't bother me, don't feel bad about asking. i want all my friends to be as comfy as possible with me.

if you want to hurt my friends who are jewish or POC or LGBTQ

i want to hurt YOU

black lives matter!!!

i don't want to be a silent kitten about everything going on, i want to be a loud and brave kitten for the sake of my friends.

if you disagree with that pls unfollow me, i don't want to be your friend

am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away

important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

*eats one of your browser cookies* *kronch kronch*

*snifsnifsnifs you*
*snifsnifs you more*
*sticks face in your face* *snifsnifsnif*
hmm

*walks around with a toy in its mouth mewing* mrrew! mrrrrrriou!

*myawns*

*flomps*
*licky paw* :Pc
*suddenly stops licking paw*
*bleps* :P

did you know?

there is a kitten in your house RIGHT NOW

it is on your computer

it is me

*headbumps you* hello :3

i love being a kitty

what if i was in a blanket right now? that would be nice.

*plays with its tiny toy computer mouse* prrt :3

*chews on the corner of your post with tiny pixelteeth*

*flomps* mrr

*tries to climb your timeline* mrew! *looks determined*

instead of hackernews, consider... hackermews

mrr… mrrew. mew.

*purrs*

*is a chilly kitten* oh no, it is starting to get colder again

that means i’m going to need even more warms

i may not always follow the rules, but i think i am still a good kitten