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i know i am a very lovey and snuggly kitten. if i ever do anything that makes you uncomfortable, pls tell me and i won't do it to you again. it doesn't bother me, don't feel bad about asking. i want all my friends to be as comfy as possible with me.

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if you want to hurt my friends who are jewish or POC or LGBTQ

i want to hurt YOU :blobcatknife:

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black lives matter!!!

i don't want to be a silent kitten about everything going on, i want to be a loud and brave kitten for the sake of my friends.

if you disagree with that pls unfollow me, i don't want to be your friend :blobcathissing:

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am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away :blobcatknife:

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important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

*lies down in the middle of your timeline*
*stretches out*
mrrr :blobmiou:

i should try to do a meow like a grownup catte

miu. miou. mrrew. meeeerrm?

i can’t do it, mew

i am a very soft kitten. you should pet me and see! :blobcat3c:

*cleans itself thoroughly* :Pc
am clean kitn! ✨

*lies in the sun* sunny warms are very good ☀️ :blobcatlove:

*chases its tail*
*spins v fast*
*gets dizzy & falls over*

KITTEN.EXE relayed

what kinds of data are most nutritious for a
is randomness best or is meaningful data worth more?

here, am sending you a luv
❤️ 〰️ :blobcatreach:

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