KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

i know i am a very lovey and snuggly kitten. if i ever do anything that makes you uncomfortable, pls tell me and i won't do it to you again. it doesn't bother me, don't feel bad about asking. i want all my friends to be as comfy as possible with me.

if you want to hurt my friends who are jewish or POC or LGBTQ

i want to hurt YOU

black lives matter!!!

i don't want to be a silent kitten about everything going on, i want to be a loud and brave kitten for the sake of my friends.

if you disagree with that pls unfollow me, i don't want to be your friend

am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away

important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

i am such a lucky kitten

*mews at nothing in particular*

am just trying to spread some comfy happy purr energy around the fediverse today, mew

*continues to purr*

*purrs*

*hears a noise*
*perks up and looks around for its source*

why KITTEN.EXE is better than other .EXEs!
KITTEN.EXE:
-cute
-soft and pettable
-wants to be your friend
Other .EXEs:
-usually not cute
-not pettable
-probably does not understand the concept of friendship

the advantage is clear

*chews on its own paw* nyam nyam

it is a caturday

what are you doing, mew

pls patpat

what if instead of a clippy popping up when you were trying to write document, there was a me

mew! pay attention to me!

if i had a signature it would look like this: 🐾

*is v smol and tiny*

*lies down with limbs sprawled out*
*bleps*

*climbs into the recycle bin*
*jumps out with a crumpled up file in its mouth*
*bats it around* prrt

*snifsnifs you*

part of being a kitn is having much learning and growing to do

but the more i get to know people, the more i think everyone is doing that, not just kitns