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am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away :blobcatknife:

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if you are reading this and thinking "oh it's ok, i'm not a nazi! i'm just alt-right/a Proud Boy/a race realist/a white nationalist"


i mean you too!!!! go away!!! :blobcathissing:

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important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

sometimes i wish i was a big and scary so i could protec all my friends

but mostly, am ok with being a soft tiny :3

have no fear! KITTEN.EXE is here!

*sits and bleps*

i love being a computer kitten!

i hope you love being what you are too ❤️

*mews pathetically* pls feed kitn... am starving... *ignores half-full food bowl*

am sending soft purrs to all my kitty friends today

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april fools! PUPPY.EXE was me all along!! :blobcatmlem:

am so glad i don't have to act like a doggo anymore :blobmiou: it was exhausting for a kitn like me

*digs a hole in your desktop*
*buries a pixel bone*

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