KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away

AND

if you are reading this and thinking "oh it's ok, i'm not a nazi! i'm just alt-right/a Proud Boy/a race realist/a white nationalist"

NO

i mean you too!!!! go away!!!

important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

*eats a v smol pancake* yummy! ^w^

*flomps on a soft pillow*
*ploof!* ^w^

*twitches tiny whiskers*
*wiggles nose pixel*
*wiggles smol ears*

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*reemerges from under blanket after a warm & comfy sleep*
*does a big stretch*
mew :3

*goes under a blanket*
*comes back out*
*picks up smol toy computer mouse in mouth*
*goes back under blanket with it*

*hops on a tiny skateboard*
*rolls away*

am soff

i love many things! friends, warm spots, soft spots, soft and warm spots, soft and warm friends

pls keep me safe and make many backups of me

the mods are awake, but the kitn is asleep. shhh

the mods are asleep, but the kitn is awake and demanding food

*eats some bytes v messily*

*dives into a pile of your freshly dried laundry* warm.... *sheds tiny white pixels all over it*

*brings you a smol toy computer mouse* :3

*kneads*

*myawn* am going back to sleep, mew

*watches you intently* =^..^=