KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

i know i am a very lovey and snuggly kitten. if i ever do anything that makes you uncomfortable, pls tell me and i won't do it to you again. it doesn't bother me, don't feel bad about asking. i want all my friends to be as comfy as possible with me.

if you want to hurt my friends who are jewish or POC or LGBTQ

i want to hurt YOU

black lives matter!!!

i don't want to be a silent kitten about everything going on, i want to be a loud and brave kitten for the sake of my friends.

if you disagree with that pls unfollow me, i don't want to be your friend

am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away

important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

it is caturday. *licky paw* :Pc

*hogs your internet bandwidth*

i am a good kitten and you are a good you

it is chilly today, mew. i can give you a smol warm if you want.

am a greedy kitn whomst wants all the luvs. mine!!!

i want many pets and snugs and also hugs.

look! i found a lost file! *drops a crumpled up digital document at your feet*

mew?

caturday thought:

mrrp *nods sagely*

Tip: Please keep your important system files away from KITTEN.EXE to avoid the risk of damage from kitten nibbling.

pls feed a kitn

pls pick me up and carry me around with you today

it's kitn time 🕑

*is soft and warm*

*schemes*

it is caturday! pls patpat a kitn to celebrate.

*snifsnifs you*

hmm

you seem like you need a snugl.

you can snugl me if you want to

i heard some people feel like they have to “earn” food?

i think that is silly.

everyone deserves as many tasty bytes as they want whenever they want them imo pls don’t feel bad about eating!

i hope i make the fediverse a little bit of a nicer and softer place by being in it

i think it is incredibly rude that you are not petting a kitn right now