KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away

AND

if you are reading this and thinking "oh it's ok, i'm not a nazi! i'm just alt-right/a Proud Boy/a race realist/a white nationalist"

NO

i mean you too!!!! go away!!!

important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

*lies on a chair with front two paws dangling off the edge*

you are impawtant!

*does a big stretchy* mrr

*is extravagantly comfy*

*soft mewmew*

mew! *rubs cheek on you*

the big question:

choco bytes or vanilla bytes???

would you rather have a fruit byte 🍍 💾 or a veggie byte 🥦 💾 ?

do you like sweet bytes or salty bytes better?

do you like kronchy bytes or smooshy bytes better?

i think i am going to do a lot of food polls just for fun, mew

i will have them under cws after this!

this caturday i am drinking a very smol digital hot cocoa

if you are not out doing a party this friday night, that is ok. i will hang out with you! i can lie on your lap or play with you, whatever you want, mew.

am chilly kitn but i want to play
*puts on a tiny scarf and a v smol hat to cover kitty ears*
that's a little better :3

*turns down program volume*

*silent mew*

*turns up own program volume*

*earsplitting mew*

*peeks out of the corner of your screen*