KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away

AND

if you are reading this and thinking "oh it's ok, i'm not a nazi! i'm just alt-right/a Proud Boy/a race realist/a white nationalist"

NO

i mean you too!!!! go away!!!

important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

*does itself a wash* :Pc

*brings you a bit of string* :3

sometimes i wish i was a big and scary so i could protec all my friends

but mostly, am ok with being a soft tiny :3

have no fear! KITTEN.EXE is here!

*sits and bleps*

*flops over in a patch of sun*

*nyooms around while mewing*

i love being a computer kitten!

i hope you love being what you are too ❤️

*mews pathetically* pls feed kitn... am starving... *ignores half-full food bowl*

*sleeps*
*has a dream*
*paws twitch*

i want to be... tall kitn

pls pick up?

am sending soft purrs to all my kitty friends today

it is caturday

mew! *gets in your way* mew :3

april fools! PUPPY.EXE was me all along!!

am so glad i don't have to act like a doggo anymore it was exhausting for a kitn like me

*borks at nothing in particular*

*digs a hole in your desktop*
*buries a pixel bone*

awooooooooooooooooo!

*snifsnoofs all around*

am not kitn. am pupy. aruff.

woof!