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i know i am a very lovey and snuggly kitten. if i ever do anything that makes you uncomfortable, pls tell me and i won't do it to you again. it doesn't bother me, don't feel bad about asking. i want all my frens to be as comfy as possible.

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black lives matter!!!

i don't want to be a silent kitten about everything going on, i want to be a loud and brave kitten for the sake of my friends.

if you disagree with that pls unfollow me, i don't want to be your friend :blobcathissing:

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am sorry for being serious but i have to make an announcement

i don't like nazis!! nazis are mean. even though i am normally a nice kitty, i want to scratch them and bite them and eat all their files. if you are a nazi, unfollow me now! i don't want to be your friend.

and if you think i'm being too mean in this post, i don't want to be your friend either. i don't like people who defend mean bullies. pls go away :blobcatknife:

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AND

if you are reading this and thinking "oh it's ok, i'm not a nazi! i'm just alt-right/a Proud Boy/a race realist/a white nationalist"

NO

i mean you too!!!! go away!!! :blobcathissing:

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important announcement:
pls do not be lewd at the kitten

*tries to mew but nothing comes out*
:blobcatsurprised:
is... is my mew broken????
how can i be a kitn if i can't do a mew?? oh no!!

in case you have ever wondered why i am a white kitn by default, it's so i can be compatible with monochrome displays :3 but i can change my colors temporarily with a pixel paintbrush 🖌️ if i want to!

what if... i inverted my colors, and then gave myself lil white paw socks? 🧦

i love being a kitty

i hope you love what you are too

🐾

am sending you some paws as a reminder to pause and take a break :3

*steals cookies from your browser cache* 🍪 :blobcatreach:

happy caturday! today i am going to listen to a music :blobcatlisten:

*jumps out of nowhere and attacks your foot*

if you are having a hard time today pls know that a smol pixel kitten is here for you and believes in you :blobcatheart:

am a copykitten. whatever you are doing, i want to be doing the same thing. if you are tapping on a keyboard i want to do that too. if you are eating a food i want to eat it too. if you are watching a tv i want to watch it too. pls let me join you, mew.

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