🦆 Νησσοτροφεῖον 🦆 @nessotropheion@cybre.space

earlier this year a coworker of mine was complaining about how long her hair had gotten and about how she hadn't been able to go get it cut, and I told her that she could just randomly decide to cut it herself and that's what I do. over this past weekend she had a light manic episode and cut her hair short, and I like to believe that I am an inspiration to the straights in my life.

My partner and I started a new Dragon Quest III save and our party members are Vriska (Homestuck), Adso (The Name of the Rose), Elric (of Melniboné), and Yunyun (Konosuba).

My horse aunt has an ancient ipod in her barn's tack room that has been hooked into the barn speakers playing music on shuffle for years, and since I've horse-sat so many times I have a whole category of stuff that I consider "barn music"

pogging my ass off??

mf said pmao???

Today I introduced a kid to webdings/wingdings and this is probably going to make someone else's life worse pmao

made my own post i don't know the op of the lanolin post and I don't wanna be weird at a stranger lol

I can verify the lanolin thing, the best lube I've ever had was homemade face cream (based on rosemary gladstar's perfect cream) which is an emulsion (like mayo) of beeswax, lanolin, orange water, aloe, and I forget which plant oils.

not latex safe obviously, but great for anal or for easily taking a bad dragon dildo 😊

take a leak, leave a leak

my love language is watching bad anime together

business sexual

gotcha

I'm so sleepy 😩

motherfucker said "mote"

french maid onesie pajamas

untucking myself out of bed and picking my phone back up to post the words "french maid onesie pajamas"

nothing better than hrt synthesized by your plant lover

if I were into being on the receiving end of force femme I'd enjoy going to work mote

putting this stuff here so I can less in my profile bio!