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🦆 I've previously been on,, and, and Tumblr for a long-ass time.
🦆 My cooking alt is @nessotropheion, I write stuff at @eregminos I have a locked selfies alt at @ruber (mutuals only pls)
🦆 Feel free to say hi if you think we may know each other from elsewhere. Follows are welcome but I'll deny them if your profile is empty, I can't tell that we have anything in common, or something makes me uneasy. Don't take it personally!
🦆 DM me if you're a follower and I should CW anything special for you. If I'm posting about something a lot I'll usually stick it behind a CW with the title or the genre so you can filter/skip. Work stuff is marked k12 (I work at a high school).

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updated intro post 

🦆 Freddie, 29, they/them
🦆 Nonbinary, trans, queer, pan; not visibly or widely out offline
🦆 Depressed + anxious, probably autistic
🦆 Non-denominational leftist
🦆 I currently live in Southwestern Oregon, have previously lived in Idaho and Santa Fe, and am from Northern California
🦆 Interests include: cooking, classics, collage, video and tabletop gaming, anime/manga/light novels, sci-fi, organic gardening and agroecology, ducks, syncretic ancient Mediterranean polytheisms

candy poll 

When presented with a mix of candies that come in different colors, do you:

I wish I were rich and had thought ahead, because I'd've given out OTC covid tests to trick-or-treaters

The Secret Service (Wendy Walker), lewd alc shitpost 

this is not what the book is like so far, but I keep thinking about it

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The Secret Service (Wendy Walker), lewd alc shitpost 

Oh! To be a melodious crystal goblet filled with a fine claret, lush against my master's supple lips

a special message to my followers in the uk to let them know how cringe I am 

I am an unrepentant fan of Cabin Pressure and John Finnemore

"kindergarten teacher" is a distinct microgender. if you know a few kindergarten teachers you know what I mean.

thinking about an extremely long lived village of elves who all act like kindergarten teachers when interacting with other races

I think it says a lot about where I live that I know 0 kids whose special interest is Train, but I know at least a dozen whose special interest is Car

watching oscar wilde's comedic plays hits better for me not because they really come alive on the stage, but because if I'm reading them I want to stop and mark every line because they're all funny

me wanting to reread the Dune series is bad bc my last reread was only in, like, 2018

I have no intentions whatsoever of watching the new dune movie but it is hilarious watching all y'all liveblog it


when you hear rhythmic mattress squeaking upstairs 👀

*beach boys voice* I wish they all could be california girls 🥺

saihate no paladin 

A family can be a mummy priestess, a ghost wizard, a skeleton warrior, and a human boy, and I think that's beautiful

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