Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne @myrrlyn@cybre.space

The git rev-list help message is invalid Make syntax, it turns out,

Realizing that my build was failing because CMake invoked Git as a subprocess rather than dlopen()ing it to make library calls, and the git error message entered my makefile, was … a stunner

Finally got my shit together and wrote an RSS feed for my stuff

https://myrrlyn.net/feed.rss gets you my blog

So does https://myrrlyn.net/blog/feed.rss

https://myrrlyn.net/oeuvre/feed.rss gets you my Elder Scrolls fanfic

My favorite thing about long road trips is seeing the biome and weather changes

Utah is especially great for this

Currently in Moab, from Logan to Albuquerque

Big shout out to everyone at rustconf pretending we can't see each other's dicks in the restroom

2k18 and there still aren't divider walls, ok

Is Betteridge's Law of Headlines Self Referential?

An article

If you're interested in nature content, I'm at Yellowstone this week and https://instagr.am/myrrlyn is gonna be lit

Yellowstone with my boys hell yeah

I'm polyarborous

I snapped my girlfriend this shirt and she said "oh I didn't know you wanted an open relationship" but babe, I don't, I'm just looking for a treesome

My birdsite account went from 1485 followers directly to 1490 and I've never been so thankful to have five people team up to do me right like that

That was almost very bad

Sprinklers are welfare for lawns

The goto keyword is a springboard that enables you to fly; the comefrom keyword is a trapdoor that yanks you away

Everyone's excited about user defined operators so they can do <*> or whatever from Haskell but I'm waiting quietly until I can deploy <<<<<<<< ======== >>>>>>>> and make git merge literals in my source code

Crying along to Carly Rae Jepsen's "Take A Picture" because wow I miss my best friend and have almost no pictures with her just eight years of beautiful memories

https://open.spotify.com/track/3cGFEZvzegmI9B7yZMCzq5?si=x7ZHj3edRw-DDHyJZwv2WA

ThE hUmAn EyE wAs InTeLlIgEnTlY dEsIgNeD

"why are the lights throbbing brighter and darker" (notices pulse) "oh right that's my blood splashing over my retinas"