What's poppin lo-gang, today I destroyed my Arch package manager's database of "what shit do I have installed" without actually uninstalling anything so now my whole machine is frozen in time

not the worst possible thing to happen but uh, how do I. How do I rebuild it?

Exchanging my regular classes for my sunglasses when I go outside is the closest I'll come to "RPG character optimizes outfit specs for environment"

A cool thing about My Diaphragm is how when I sneeze while laying down, the contraction lifts both my head and my legs in an ungainly V shape for an instant

What's the polite way to hand someone a journal with the clear subtext, but not stated outright bc that'd be rude, of "for the love of God please use this and stop texting me"

If C were really a production ready systems language don't you think its compiler would be written in it

me: ugh why won't my code compile

The compiler: wtf is a "Proiveder" u magnificent idiot

[at AOL design meeting] okay so how should we localize to Germany? I'm thinking

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TIL that my university email address, unchecked since May 2016, still works and has three thousand messages waiting for me to select all and delete

"it's so inefficient how cats drink by sticking their paw in the water and then licking their paw" I say as I stick my toothbrush under the water and then suck the water out of it to rinse

"tabs are not allowed in Elm files"

Guess I'm not using Elm

In SemVer, X.0.0 is a major version, and 0.X.0 is the "Coward's major version"

My new year's resolution is to learn how to fold a burrito

Me: Rust is so cool and I love all its tools!

Also me: you can blow Cargo's stack with three small files

github.com/myrrlyn/cargo-stack

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