Alex “sa-Tay-llites” Payne @myrrlyn@cybre.space

[at AOL design meeting] okay so how should we localize to Germany? I'm thinking

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TIL that my university email address, unchecked since May 2016, still works and has three thousand messages waiting for me to select all and delete

Rewiring my dryer because life is a nightmare

"it's so inefficient how cats drink by sticking their paw in the water and then licking their paw" I say as I stick my toothbrush under the water and then suck the water out of it to rinse

"tabs are not allowed in Elm files"

Guess I'm not using Elm

In SemVer, X.0.0 is a major version, and 0.X.0 is the "Coward's major version"

My new year's resolution is to learn how to fold a burrito

First edition K&R, holla

Me: Rust is so cool and I love all its tools!

Also me: you can blow Cargo's stack with three small files

https://github.com/myrrlyn/cargo-stack

They call me the OSI model because I'm wearing seven independent layers

yolo contendere

Just recited a bugfix over the phone to a room I'm not allowed to enter; NASA hmu if you wanna Martian rescuer

alias jake="make -j"

First day of fall, friends and fellows, so it's time to grab that Taylor Swift Red album, turn up the volume, and break off the knob

I seriously think living in a hotel for five months is destroying my ability to do useful work and now because my performance is suffering my managers are dragging their feet on letting me … leave the hotel …

Definitely still has the barren wasteland and the monsters though

The internet is a place where nobody has to see your physical form but we share our deepest thoughts and feelings. It's not the Upside Down, it's the Inside Out