What's the polite way to hand someone a journal with the clear subtext, but not stated outright bc that'd be rude, of "for the love of God please use this and stop texting me"

If C were really a production ready systems language don't you think its compiler would be written in it

me: ugh why won't my code compile

The compiler: wtf is a "Proiveder" u magnificent idiot

[at AOL design meeting] okay so how should we localize to Germany? I'm thinking

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TIL that my university email address, unchecked since May 2016, still works and has three thousand messages waiting for me to select all and delete

"it's so inefficient how cats drink by sticking their paw in the water and then licking their paw" I say as I stick my toothbrush under the water and then suck the water out of it to rinse

"tabs are not allowed in Elm files"

Guess I'm not using Elm

In SemVer, X.0.0 is a major version, and 0.X.0 is the "Coward's major version"

My new year's resolution is to learn how to fold a burrito

Me: Rust is so cool and I love all its tools!

Also me: you can blow Cargo's stack with three small files

github.com/myrrlyn/cargo-stack

They call me the OSI model because I'm wearing seven independent layers

Just recited a bugfix over the phone to a room I'm not allowed to enter; NASA hmu if you wanna Martian rescuer

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