me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.[clears throat, sniffling slightly]I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.
audience: [through tears] Swag.
@jacethechicken update this post still belongs in a museum
the mastodon instance at cybre.space is retiring
see the end-of-life plan for details: https://cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-eol