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we here at riles corey inc want to make your best nightmares a reality and your worst dreams a shot in the dark. call us now for a free consultation and swift kick in the nads

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my new brand is outside the box solutions for your problems. steamrollers for a traffic jam. cyanide for your landlord. boxing gloves and a timer for your meeting. flowers for your worst enemy and a tunnel painted on the side of a cliff for your closest friend

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ive got an ass that wont quit and a dick 3 days til retirement and boy that face is looking like a murder mystery

fuck erogenous zones in 2021 its all about the androgynous zones

alc 

this is a provable fact. if you think youve slapped more italians than me submit a number and ill fucking match it

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alc, sh ment, gross, uh idk its a song lyrics post 

one day i will get my dick kicked sideways by someone from onhere and thats the day i can happily retire from posting

enough about .moe domains. where are the .larry and .curly domains

i stg im so offended that ive never been cancelled for my anti italian sentiments. ive slapped more italians than anyone else onhere

and by this i mean i should be held in the same esteem as "the greats", by which i mean they should be held in no esteem at all. hope this offends

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sh ment, great song 

the "great 20th century poets" would have been underappreciated shitposters in the 21st

i play siddon of greed, which allows me to own you twice in one turn!

positively combative vibes rn. the dennys parking lot is open to any challenger. hows this for bait: communism is good. ive got brass knuckles and all the time in the world, show up to your closest dennys and ill be there

idk self meta ig, alc 

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idk self meta ig 

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idk self meta ig 

work stuff 

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