Riles Balls Aficionado @mxbluesky@cybre.space

Hey guys my partner has a gofundme for his top surgery, I asked and he's cool w me posting it here, id really appreciate anything yall could give 💗

https://gofund.me/f67dd726

Piss is sterile in that it can't get you pregnant

The one that goes, beep boo boo bop

martin: they have your brand!

Jon: they can't have my brand. I have special eyes

Martin: look! Look with your special eyes

Jon: CEASELESS WATCHER, TURN YOUR GAZE UPON THESE CONTACTS. THEY ARE YOURS

Dallas sallaD

Interior crocodile alligator

I have nothing to say about femboy chuck e cheese, other than I know they pop that animatrussy nightly

Jamie do we have a clip of me sucking myself off? Wow take a look at that. That's crazy

Statement of Joe Spooky, regarding sinister happenings in the downtown area

Amount of times I, a bisexual, have been asked for how to improve a fit, and I've responded with "cuff the pants": hundreds at least

Amount of times I have been wrong: zero

Amount of drip I have added to the world with this sage advice: incalculable

Big white cuck ball the size of a little white cuck ball

Each nft joke can be made precisely once and never copied

Kaiba! For my next move, I summon AK WITH THE DRUM MAG, IN ATTACK MODE

Concept: yu gi oh, but with guns

No country has ever redefined another's borders by force. Ever. War? Never heard of it

Hans from stuttgart btfo. Foss upon these nuts, mayhaps

Honorable mention: DAB TIDdY (had to flip a p for that ome)

This post brought to you by me "helping" my friend rearrange her birthday decorations