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the "slaps" in my name does not refer to me being cool, which i am but thats besides the point. it refers to literal physical slapping, which is what i am a doctor of

Applying for a job as the fluffer on set for a hard sci fi series

my gender is the riff between "masturbate all day at home" and "its california dreaming" on serotonia by highly suspect

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seeing how far i have to wind back before i can deliver a slap hard enough on my own face to send myself into low earth orbit

charming as we are, we are nothing but pretty trash :yell:

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