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you may think many of my jokes are deep or esoteric. this is not true. they are simply unfunny

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going to Goodwill to pick up a cause to be zealous for

I love my scurvy wife. When I was a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the majorly nutrient deficient side, one who hated citrus fruits, girls that the average (basic) bro would refer to as “is she ok?” or even ”why are her gums constantly bleeding”

my girl chubby sexy
c̷a̴l̴l̸ ̴h̷e̶r̴ ̵b̶o̵n̵i̵t̵a̸ ̶g̷o̸r̴d̵i̴t̶a̴
s̶͈͈̆h̵̳̔̾ę̸̙̈́͑ ̸̻̃͠ͅr̷͆͜o̵͈͑͌c̷̠͈̓͝k̷̞͝i̷̧̺͑͘ṅ̸̦̠ ̴̨͆t̶̻̄͜͝ḧ̵̞͠à̶͍t̵̳̭̍͝ ̵̢̑ṗ̴̹̰è̴̥͖̂a̸͌͠ͅc̴̼̰͛͠h̸̜̝̓ ̷̖̤̿e̶̟͘m̷͖͙͑ó̷̧͋ͅj̸̮͙̊i̵͚̺͌͝ ̴͋͜l̸̖̂̚ì̷̖̜k̵̨͙̐e̷͍͒͠ ̸͔̆̌ḣ̵̖̞̚ē̷̬ỳ̵̙̻͝ ̴̠̙́͂n̵̦̱̓i̸͇̾c̸̬͋ḙ̷̎͘ ̷̮̎t̶̛̖o̴̧͋ ̴͕̟̏͘m̵̥̍ę̸̖̈é̶͔̇t̷̬̭̐̾ ̶͓͐̚ỵ̸͈͐ä̷̛͕̝́

One thing I like to do is exchange money for goods and services

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, loooooooooooooooong pussy

she said “baby, it’s me or the cpap” and.. i don’t snore anymore

Made pesto with the basil from my garden tonight and it was amazing!

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