colin mitchell @muffinista@cybre.space

Cat on keyboard again

Levar Burton Will Be Hosting Jeopardy, a prestige podcast

Diagram of the principles of operation of a Weeble

abolish the police

every now and then i remember that you can't change a smart contract once it's on the blockchain and i laugh and laugh

i was going to make a bad six-levels deep programming joke that it's too bad you can't write an ethereum smart contract with Urbit but it turns out urbit actually does use ethereum for a couple of things

Now that there's a helicopter on mars they can do traffic on the 8s

Jeopardy announcing Joe Buck as a guest host but not having any apparent interest in letting Levar Burton host feels like an elaborate troll at this point

Welp

Time to hack