My Mom and Dad
Traveled to an
Ancient Land and
All They Got Me
Was This Stupid

Another genderless insult you can use to open your acceptance speech Show more

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Sometimes you stare into the void and sometimes the void stares into you

Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

Siskel: What this sweet pig has taught us is that we need to abolish ICE.
Ebert: The eventual death of every Director of ICE should be cause for celebration.

what's your favorite part of antique lands?

nothing trunkless about those trees, amirite???

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a vast and trunkless leg of stone they call the sandman
tiptoes to my room every night
just to sprinkle stardust and whisper
"Look on my works, mighty, and despair"

If Ozymandias King of Kings wore pants, would he wear them like this or like this?

what's your favorite part of antique lands?

thinking about printing a t-shirt that reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY SNEER OF COLD COMMAND"

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