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This might be my favorite textpost of the last decade tbh

@numberwang IS CLOUT COMPUTING NUMBERWANG?

if you find a single fucking public official who isn't against war with iran in public you better have something to throw at them

bootlicker loot bicker

i thought i was done talking about iran but the UK foreign secretary said the attack was "self-defence" which I absolutely hate that the propaganda is spreading

this was targeted murder, done on impulse after a two day decision predicated on razor thin evidence, followed by another strike less than 24 hours later killing dozens more, and now the president is threatening cultural landmarks as blackmail targets, quite literally aiming the gun at civilians

this is scary, i doubt he knows the situation with Iran enough to even have a reason for it all. this is why i hate this so much, it's senseless

Fish Vape

"I use Linux as my operating system," I stated proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swiveled around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually," he said with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!" I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk: "I use Abyss, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body began convulsing, he foamed at the mouth, and he dropped to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhed around he screamed, "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" In a cool fashion, I replied "Abyss uses the LLVM compiler suite, GCC uninvolved."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life was ejected from his body. He lied on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

Turns out that joint was laced with salvia and oregano. They're callin' it Funky Trees.

Spot just couldn't wait for #caturday to look this cute.

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Excuse me but "Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg won’t talk to the Guardian. So we fed everything he says into an algorithm, built a Zuckerbot, and interviewed it" has got to be the best take. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/dec/22/zuckerbot-mark-zuckerberg-facebook-botnik

snack time

this is one of the best throw away bits that always sunny has ever done

this sign for a plant store has mastodon energy

The Hippocratic License: A new software license that prohibits uses that contravene the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights
https://boingboing.net/2019/10/04/free-vs-open.html

@moz @garfiald the Javascript Model of Sexual Orientation