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I have no idea what’s happening here, but it feels very #Cyberpunk
Drag down the sky and chain it out back, it's Friday and it's time to FOLLOW! #ff Show more
When we had just got married, my spouse and I, like several other young couples, had the misfortune of working opposite shifts, only able to really connect at dinnertime.
But we found an opportunity. We had an N64 and Ocarina of Time. We each played while the apartment was empty, and excitedly compared notes every time we got together for dinner, right up until one of us finally beat Ganon.
Even after our schedules eventually aligned, we still talked about Zelda for years on end afterward. #smallstories
Why do birds suddenly appear?
I mean, that's weird, right? You open up your freezer, looking for some leftover chili, and a flock of one-eyed crows comes flying out, all of them chanting something in an ancient runic language.
What's up with that?
D&D game I dream of running Show more
D&D game I dream of running Show more
Air Bud: Fourpaws
"There's no rule on the books that says a dog can't play professional eSports!"
If ur in to cyberpunk this game is for you and best part it's free check it out on humblebundle.com #gaming #humblebundle #cyberpunk #cyberpunk2077 #cyber #pc #steam #strategy #classic
Meta CW discourse Show more
Probably unpopular Kingdom Hearts opinion, now with equally unpopular Metal Gear opinion Show more
Probably unpopular Kingdom Hearts opinion Show more
Probably unpopular Kingdom Hearts opinion Show more
“Underwater fights are like the drum solos of movies.”
LB: @thefishcrow did an awesome piece for me a while back. Can recommend.
Commissions are open! They are limited again to three (3) slots
First come first serve
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-Crow
Come to think of it, it's funnier that way.
Ironically, it's a JPEG.
Really getting into these E3 game preview videos that are just hours of static through which I hear the voices of the dead compelling me to do things, especially since all these dead-mandated quests are single-player and I must do them alone, now, or risk never sleeping again.