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Selfie - summertime Show more

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Holy shit, Tarantino is making a Mastodon movie

sincere apologies to all my followers watching me make double entendres about ... sketch comedy? what even is happening

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this a horny thread for ONLY people who are mean Show more

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this a horny thread for ONLY people who are mean Show more

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this a horny thread for ONLY people who are mean Show more

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AUTOEXEC.BAT? Take a guess Show more

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U.S. Fascism, personal, FRIENDS: read this Show more

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@morae @meena @muppetbutler nah like, you can say 'what's the craic' which is kinda there but having or being 'great craic' is having generally funny bants or good stories or just being sound as fuck aye. I dunno.

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the bourgeois push the narrative that "no-one will work for free" (food, housing, leisure, infrastucture by and for workers/dependents = "for free") because they won't lift a fucking finger for anything that won't make them a profit. fuck that. selfishness isn't "human nature," it's a bourgeois class value

nightmares Show more

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mastodon is craicing under the strain of these heavy norks: and some blame me

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in much better news, look at this! it's a lil babby in some slime. i like lookin at its lil feeties. he shall protecc.

ignore the futon, i was working on figuring out how to get all my garbo insulin pump stuff together in a somewhat okay way back in the box to return so i can go back to standard injections lmao

popping a balloon full of tiny scrolls that unfurl to read ᴇxΙͺsᴛᴇɴᴛΙͺα΄€ΚŸΙͺsᴍ at my genre reveal party

derealization Show more

why sleep when you can mask your cognitive dead air by shitposting

increasing the gravity in my room until my mattress folds up on me like a bun and hurtles towards the earth's core

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