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Just a reminder that the #Kurdish #RedCrescent has for many years been doing courageous work in #Rojava to see people get medical aid and relief from the war in #Syria. They are well regarded and often the *only* aid organization on the ground. They ALWAYS NEED donations. They have bank accounts across Europe and Japan, as well as PayPal.

heyvasor.com/en/alikari/
paypal.me/heyvasor

Please consider donating. They are seriously going to need it. 🙍🏽‍♀️

Here's your regular reminder that Mastodon has these super handy things called "Content Warnings", and if you could please use them for spoilers, including talking about the content of new games (such as Pokemon Sword/Shield), it would make me a very happy Heather! :da_cuddle:

#Pkmn #Pokemon #PkmnSWSH #PokemonSword #PokemonShield #PokemonSwordShield

Wenn ich eBooks kaufen möchte, wo bekommen die Autor*innen am meisten Geld während ich eine .epub bekomme die ich auf allen Geräten nutzen kann? Kindle Store ist afaik scheisze, wie sieht’s mit Apple Books aus, oder andere Seiten die ich noch nicht kenne?

"Reduce!" howled the protestors, "Reuse! Recycle!"

They were at it all night, keeping CEOs awake, vacating just before dawn.

As dusk blossomed on distant continents, others concerned with the environment rose and marched into the night.

Some simply planted and tended saplings, fiercely protecting their oxygen giving charges.

The vampires would save the Earth if humans didn't.

After all, they UNDERSTOOD conserving THEIR food supply.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

Dear new mastodon users: a lot of us are wary of spam and/or data collection bots so please make at least one post before following anyone thanks

#Accessibility
"Who can use this color combination?" a tool that shows you how different part of the population perceive your color combinations
whocanuse.com/?b=fedc2a&c=5a3b

Ufff, the ending of "Gideon the Ninth" was, well, kinda expected, but still, the feels... *sigh*

dream, mh, hypothetical suicide mention 

dream, mh, hypothetical suicide mention 

A while back someone posted a thread about how it super isn't cool that non-Jewish creatives constantly use The Golem, protector of the Jewish people, as a fantasy monster or robot stand-in. Since then I've been thinking about other ancient robot stories which people could use as inspiration for their stories, games, etc.

In this thread I'm going to give a brief overview of a handful of ancient robots. These stories all have different interpretations and retellings, but these are my takes.

and now a nano-NaNoGenMo entry #NNNGM cc @nickmofo

python -c "from collections import defaultdict as d;import sys,random;w=sys.stdin.read().split(' ');x=list(zip(w[:-2],w[1:-1],w[2:]));y=d(list);[y[j,l].append(k) for j,k,l in x];print(' '.join(w[:2]+[random.choice(y[a,c])for a,b,c in x[1:]]))" <pg2489.txt

replaces words in stdin at random with other words occurring in the same 1-word context window—sort of a minimalist word vector similarity replacement

sample output: gist.github.com/aparrish/dee20

for real tho, if you ever need any content warnings for a movie, check out doesthedogdie.com

it doesn't just warn for animal death anymore. a ways back it started adding more and more content warnings.

it's gotten to warning for specific kinds of deaths, specific kinds of trauma and abuse, hatecrimes, specific mutilations, addictions, etc.

it's really really helpful for people with any kinds of triggers for stuff like that.

braucht jemand unterarmgehstützen / krücken? können in #hamburg #wandsbek abgeholt werden.
gerne rt! danke! :)

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