If someone asks you to explain the gap in your resume, just say "I can't answer that without violating an NDA."
It's a really cool way to tell them to fuck off. They don't have to know that the NDA was issued by you to you, and signed by you on behalf of you.
Related: "What do you do for a living?" "I'm not at liberty to say."
@minervissa this is fucking awesome and i'm so gonna end up using it
@minervissa @julialuna this reminds me of a line G-Man says in one of the Half Life games
@minervissa This one really works. I use it occasionally.
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