Melicious the Invicious ⯰ @minervissa@cybre.space
- Pronouns
- use anything (except "it") you want; points for creativity
- Touched grass!
- https://graas.easrng.net/user/@minervissa@cybre.space
I probably exist. Mainly to write https://invicious.net/doads
The "Following" count is a lie; for most people I just look at their actual profiles without subscribing to avoid clutter.
Joined Dec 2020
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Sometime next month I'm moving to misskey because website boy says cats are too distracting
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This is peak comedy. This is what all other comedy aspires to be. This is the greatest video ever made.
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Estrogen is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
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Studies show that most people who read #DreamsOfADeadSnake are gay
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IPFS is amazing.
Filecoin is not.
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I mean all of you are heccing weird
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I'd invite my friends to fedi but y'all will make me look like a weirdo
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growing up autistic is fun because everyone is like "wow you're so smart" because you know a lot of big words and so you test well in school but then you get into the real world and you can't take care of yourself or socialize or do anything that an adult needs to do and you realize that you're actually like, disabled and nobody wanted to tell you because they think being disabled is bad
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@minervissa As the world becomes more populated, it will start to lag more
Help!
I was playing Dwarf Fortress and a mathematician's apprentice, Urist Lacelove, developed a system of strings and pullies that can perform rudimentary calculations!
How do I break this cycle of existential headaches?!
This is backed up by the term "quantum foam" which basically means that not only can we not perceive anything smaller than a certain size no matter what instruments we design and use, but if you go small enough, you get missing textures and undefined behavior that varies from moment to moment.
You read that right: things have a random chance of noclipping through other things, and the chance goes up as the other things get thinner. Presumably, this is because our physics engine struggles at molecular levels.
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When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind, and put on a funny hat while a frog played oboe
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Someone’s gone through and annotated “The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer”—https://melsloop.com/
I honestly thought Ed Nather had made the whole thing up, but apparently Mel, the company they both worked for, the computer made out of drums and vacuum tubes, and the blackjack-playing demo program were all real.
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One of the best things BioWare did was call easy mode “story mode”
None of the baggage around “you’re a wimp” while letting you opt into what you care about most:
Wooing Garrus over the course of ME1+2
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remember to feed the demons who live in the cursed blood rock inside of your computer every so often
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They will try to pit us against each other to distract us from the real problem. #TheEmpiresMustFall
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Thinking about how noclipping is possible in real life if you mess up the physics enough: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Quantum_tunnel_effect_and_its_application_to_the_scanning_tunneling_microscope.ogv
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catgirls free download
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a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs is a 10% conversions rate. looking good, owl city!
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my evil little ritual that gives everyone heart pupils is fully charged and I am going to cast it all over the timeline
- Pronouns
- use anything (except "it") you want; points for creativity
- Touched grass!
- https://graas.easrng.net/user/@minervissa@cybre.space
I probably exist. Mainly to write https://invicious.net/doads
The "Following" count is a lie; for most people I just look at their actual profiles without subscribing to avoid clutter.
Joined Dec 2020
