good morning, it's one of only six days a year where the Google Calendar logo matches the actual date
I've worked at Artsy 5.5 years and over that time, lots of kitchen mugs have been replaced. And I recently noticed that I usually pick the mugs that have been here the longest, like me.
good morning, I moved my jade plant too close to the window, too quickly, and it got a sunburn :(
good morning [cw not poison]
good morning, unless you’re a sandwich [cw violence, sandwiches]
good morning, now that I’m out as bi, I can finally start recycling
(this is a JOKE, obviously me recycling was the first clue something was up 🤔)
good morning, when there’s a new fash instance, what are you gonna do?
good morning [cw Patrick Stewart, yelling, holding a pug, charging into battle with a gun]
good morning, could someone get me clarification on which door to use, exactly? thx
“ah oui, le good morning q’je connais” [cw crab smoking a cigarette]
good morning. if you're asking me whether fighting for trans rights is worth risking a robot uprising, the answer, is yes, absolutely
good morning, is this...?
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good morning I want one of these so bad
good evening, almost forgot that today was spooky! [cw scared ec]
good morning to the lewd paper towel dispenser
good morning [cw ec from the Jackman brothers]
good morning [cw scary drawing, it’s SU’s concept art for the Cluster]
good morning comrades
good morning [cw cartoon ec]
good morning, we made it to the weekend, you know what that means
good morning I visited Fort Washington Park yesterday, very cool park
good morning [cw ec homer simpson donut ouroboros]
good morning! these are actually, legit called “fairytale” eggplants *squee* [cw food]
good morning, why is this bread so funny,
I asked, rhetorically [cw food]
good morning, Dave
good morning, this is a selfie [cw ec] of an admin that went to the goddamned gym this morning
Good morning, it’s October!
good morning, I'm thinking of logging on to twitter dot com 🤔
good morning! Dave says hi [cw cat ec]
good morning, the “I know nothing else” bird is trying to break into standup
@ashfurrow Humor is a prison for oneself, standup is a prison for others.
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