matt bluelander 🏴 @matt@cybre.space

And the last thing I saw before falling unconscious
Was your right hand tracing a heart on my thigh
And I thought "my god, what an infantile gesture"
And I thought "my god, what an indescribable high"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtAK71WGNAc

I'm really more of an amateur grammer

@ghost_bird Oh. I should have figured it was a Tolkien thing. Most of OD&D was.

I wonder whether the fantasy RPG class "ranger" is called that because they have a love of nature similar to that of a park ranger, or because they use ranged weapons. Or both.

I increased my item storage and now I have more gifts than I can give away. Befriend me or perish 8657 6077 3584

Wait, the Gamecube has four controller ports but only two memory card slots? How are all 4 players supposed to import their Beach Spikers: Virtua Beach Volleyball career data? You think me and the lads are gonna gather around the Zenith and unwind with some cold ones and knuckle-whitening volleys if only two of us are leveling up our floaters? In this gamer's opinion, it's more like the *tame*cube

Are there any skyrim mods that make the game feel good to play, or is it all just enhanced breast physics and adding dozens of new eggplant cultivars?

wtf, an android program I actually paid money to upgrade to the premium version just nagged me to rate it. You want me to write you a sonnet and give you a handjob while I'm at it? Sheesh

Say every word as if it's the one word God himself has demanded you must not say

All humans are born with a critical weak point, a 1mm spot somewhere on their body that, if stabbed with a needle, will cause them to die instantly. This is why acupuncture causes a flood of endorphins: your body's primal subconscious knowledge that you are dancing on the precipice of death

I only have two critical vulnerabilities: the enemy taking advantage of my weak point, and explosions

French bread, or as they call it in France, "Les Berêade du Fransciouxes"

"Worms and seeds, yum chirp cheep"

- If AC/DC were birds

@srol Rambo 2 💪😤

Found it https://www.instagram.com/p/B8A0Kq1lTkK/

@witchfynder_finder I'm pretty sure it was Sailor Moon. If not, it was a similar-looking anime character. Not like a screencap from the show or anything, it was someone's original art. It looked nice. Trying to track it down through people I think I remember posting it.

@witchfynder_finder That sounds right. I've tried every variation on both phrases I can think of and it's not turning up anything though

Does anyone have the meme that was going around a bit ago where it's a sailor moon character saying "that's my friend you're talking about" or "don't be mean to my friend" or something? It must be more localized than I thought, because I can't find it with any amount of searxing. I really liked the composition and font work in it.

@fakemaxkeeble A shitpost CW is a preemptive apology for an unfunny joke

My programming background? Well, I can use any type of gem to control any type of snake, but most of my experience is with Perl and ASP