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Rat Race from Rhythm Heaven is the world's only rhythm stealth game youtube.com/watch?v=kLUTJRwGdG

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i had one heck of a stress dream last night

i dreamed animal crossing new leaf had a Final Stage

in which you had 6 hours to pick up 600 different items

so basically you'd just wander around a special island covered in bugs and fish and items trying desperately to pick up/catch everything as fast as possible

and if you didn't succeed, it'd delete your fucking town

animal crossing: Extreme Mode

PHP stands for "pretty hot programming"

Just dreamt an extremely fun adventure story in which I was going around town solving puzzles and finding secret treasures in real life. I had a magic rubber hammer which I could turn gigantic by thinking about it, and it felt light enough swing around effortlessly but it would send my attackers flying with a satisfying "boi-oing" sound. I also had a helpful but nervous and sarcastic fairy companion. Very good dream, would play the video game version.

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@codl That was the first of the true yoshis, and where the wheezy bedspring noise originated.

@codl None of the 3D yoshis are canon. If it doesn't make the wheezy bedspring noise it's not a true Yoshi. It's some sort of vile doppleganger.

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@ratbaby @tomatohentai I wish I had taken that option. I struggled through three unnecessary years of HS and ended up not having the credits to graduate and getting my GED anyway. I say go for it. It won't affect anything unless you wanna go to one of the BS elite rich people schools anyway.

When I was a kid, my dad would play the Applesauce game. The rules are fairly simple: dad reads the nutrition labels and quizzes us on the percentages. If we are wrong, dad begins to chug applesauce out of the jar.

Mom hated this game, but I loved it.

@lostnbronx Oh, interesting. I find that pleasantly surprising. I'd have thought it would be part of the Star Wars design bible that every movie has to start that way so the fact that they're willing to go different for some of the movies gives me hope.

I haven't seen any of the post-Disney Star Wars movies besides episode 7. Do any of the other three NOT start with an opening text crawl? Because if they don't, I'll watch them.

@jszym Yeah I pick up a pint of freshly brewed high fructose corn syrup every time I go to the farmer's market

@matt Fresh F&DC Blue #1 just like from Mama's garden