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Dreamt that I had to reset Windows. When I went in to change my wallpaper from the default back to a black background, I noticed that there was a category of wallpapers called "Harmless Sins". When I clicked that category to see what it was, it was just a slideshow of ads for movies that have come out recently. One of the ads was for Baby Driver. I remembered hearing good things about that movie, so I looked it up on Wikipedia to see what it's about. It said the protagonist's name is Madden NFL 95.

@hellojed "original version is 80 minutes total running time." well god why would anyone bother with this version

I was wondering if there was any creative-commons or similarly licensed zeuhl and I couldn't find any (unsurprisingly, choirs ain't cheap) but I did find this album, which is pretty fucking dope anyway

Me in hell: "More like Home For Incredible Lovers, am I right? 😘"

Satan: *immediately signs a transfer slip so I can go to heaven instead because of how cool I am*

If I could do one thing with a time machine, I'd kill Hitler. If I could do two things with a time machine, I'd kill Hitler, and send a VHS tape with "Steamed Hams but it's All-Star" back to my 14 year-old self in 1999.

Had a very high stress dream where i was trying to remote control my car home with my phone but the app i was using played 2 commercials in a row while trying to drive and i broke my phone in a rage

It's kind of amazing how into Worms Armageddon I was in the early 2000s. It's the only time I've ever had a game I regularly played with a stable group of friends. The way we played, It was just the right combination of skill and chaos to stay fun without getting frustrating. We played for hours and hours. I wish I could recapture that feeling.

My web design chops were pretty on point when I was 18. I should make my site look like this again.

@SuricrasiaOnline I don't know if this is what you mean by "sona", but the screen name I used in the 2002-2004 era was Cornersheep and my website was called Miscellaneous Debris

@ElfLord Let me know if you need anyone to sign a certificate indicating that you read the book.

Oops, I ate crackers in bed. The Classic Mistakeℒ️

@yatchi Ah. My chair didn't come with one of those, just a metal L

How does anyone know how much to tighten a bolt or a nut or whatever before it counts as "over-tightened"? Are they using some sort of electric tightening machine?