matt 🏴 @matt@cybre.space

Buddy of mine proved that 1+1=2, apparently. He's pretty smart, so I'll take his word for it.

"If I wanted to get away with some bullshit, I wouldn't have paid for this beautiful hat"

I saw someone complaining about the text in Celeste and I was about to enthusiastically agree with them, but it turns out they were talking about the writing lol

I can't comment on that cause I haven't played it, but the way the game haphazardly mixes high-res portrait art and text with dull expressionless pixel art rankles me. I'm sure it's a fun platformer and I'd probably enjoy it, but wow what an astonishingly bad look

Anime cats be like

Billy Mitchell's Evidence package is a PDF full of embedded images of Microsoft Word documents, complete with cursor and spellcheck squiggles

The thing that rules about your official documentation being a wiki is that it looks like I either need to set this option with yes/no, true/false or 0/1 depending on the whims of whoever wrote that particular page

There must be an ending in which you either dismantle the pharaoh system or escape space egypt altogether. I was really disappointed that killing Ammit first didn't stop this ending from happening when you take the barge. Maybe there's some way to thwart its plan but if there is I'm at a loss.

Anyway, heck of a game. Highly recommended if you're looking for an uncomplicated but unique ~4 hour JRPG https://willyelektrix.itch.io/void-pyramid

A game that I've been meaning to get back to for awhile. Really enjoyed it. I got probably the best ending I'll ever get, I killed the pharoah and used all the knowledge I acquired as a scribe to usher in a new age of peace and prosperity for Space Egypt... but it still says I live out the rest of my days as a servant, wasting my talents. I guess cause I didn't get all the treasures? I'm at 40/45 and have already scoured the pyramid for things I missed. Oh well.

Wait, they're literally doing that, what the hell

Subway doesn't actually mention this anywhere though, because when you google subway subtember the first thing that comes up is still the onion article about subtember 11 lol

My mount in Eden Eternal is an intricate lattice egg carriage with a little tea set inside, pulled along by a magical floofy borb named peepers

These are the 14 canonical video game locations

Holy shit

Hey apps, don't assign value judgments to my star ratings. I have a whole review policy for that. Please see the FAQ on my website.

Oh, you play grand strategy games about 11th century Norman conquerors? I'm into historical games too

"And [It's a VCR], not a 'VHS Player', stop calling it that"

I agree, but weirdly enough, I DO actually own a VHS player. I've never seen another device like it, but it makes sense that in the final days of the VCR, people would want a cheap replacement to play their existing tape library on if their VCR broke.

Speaking of broken though, mine doesn't work :V

It's a shame, it's a cute little box, and it's not like I need to record nowadays anyway

Ah yes, my favorite Dreamcast game, Nights into Dreams

Hey, we got an original Jackson Pollock for the office, possibly. No one can prove it's not

Wow I have both video game options available

Some of the parallels are interesting, though - the "d-disc" looks like a compromise between the two analog sticks on the Duke, with the divot and the four lines. Same button colors. It's like the artist was told "make a generic controller icon", they had never played a video game before, so they googled "microsoft controller" and made a design loosely based on that.