matt 🏴 @matt@cybre.space

Dang, this kickstarter backer must be loaded, look at how fancy his portrait room is

This conversation is making me transform into a giant anthropomorphic train and emit an ear-piercing steam-powered shriek like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

You can actually combo the fancy kick up to three times, and I was able to use it to get up here before I got any type of double jump ability! Excited by the possibilities

I always forget that "Turtles" was the only word in the logo that appears in the big font. No wonder these always look weird when I do them.

No no no, don't push the capital A button, push the *lowercase* capital A button!

Cross-stitching this for my foyer

Are you constantly struggling to decide whether you should explore the panther dungeon or the snake dungeon? What if you didn't have to choose?

Here's a pretty harrowing document from the tobacco archives: "A Study of Young People" (https://www.industrydocuments.ucsf.edu/tobacco/docs/#id=ppnn0141, transcript at https://txt.fyi/+/2dfd53a8/)

Adblocking is an intrinsic good. It's a form of voluntary cult deprogramming that should be encouraged whenever possible

This is the second product that shows up when I search for "Playstation Classic" on Amazon. It's "prime" eligible! Amazon gave this their stamp of approval and will make sure you get it as quickly as possible

Beat 100k in both games during a stream today

social.xeltica.work, spam follow requests from several fake accounts

Sorry for the blurry photo, but if you were wondering how it works, the cap has these extra threads on the outside, and if you flip it over it'll snugly fit into the inside of the bottle. Looks a little goofy, but it works

Ah, there we go. DKJ is a much higher-scoring game on the NES because there are 4 levels per loop instead of 3. Strange that they continued to leave the cement factory out even as late as 1988 when this version came out. Hard to imagine it was a technical limitation.

I'm not as good at DKJ.

I dunno, this seems like a respectable Donkey Kong score for my first time playing in awhile. Three full loops. Couldn't get the timing right on the weird spring enemy at this speed.

I had this version of the game (Donkey Kong Classics) on the NES when I was a kid and it never would have occurred to me to keep playing after I finished a second loop and realized that's all there was going to be. I saw the ending, what would be the point? Now I can appreciate the score attack angle.

A shitpost I dreamt about and therefore had to create

In Donkey Kong for the Apple II, you can see a rare non-mustachioed Mario, or "Mustacharion't"

Secret Hint

Oh god, finally figured out why the screen was turning on every time I nudged my phone. Was driving me up the wall.

Why would anyone want this? I don't want my phone to know when I'm looking at it, either. It should not be privy to that information. It is an object.