matt 🏴 @matt@cybre.space

"Condition Used - Good"

Words that rhyme with "disk" are pretty slim pickings once you get into more than one syllable

Bless their hearts for trying though

Ok, bedtime

Finally, for the gamer that has everything, you can get them their very own "Famous Game Character Helmet"

Main features:
● The inner ring is used to protect the head while playing happily
● The mask is made of plastic material and has a good texture
● The head circumference is 60cm, suitable for large of people
● Suitable for game fever powder

This seems ill-advised. Don't play this game with your baby.

You know the best way to clean the dust off your laptop?

The world's most dangerous Rubik's Cube

and F.L.U.D.D. had a baby

Wanna keep your keys on the world's worst fake world cup? You're in luck, if you have two dollars and three cents

Our thrift stores aren't very exciting, so every now and then I like to browse gearbest to get my fix of weird random junk that could totally be mine if I were willing to part with eight or nine dollars

I rarely buy anything, but I'm often tempted

Look at this object! It's a light bulb with a fun tropical diorama that you fill with water, plug into a USB port, and it lights up and sprays the water into the air, I guess?

If that doesn't have "perfect stocking stuffer" written all over it I dunno what does

Now see there, *that's* a damn fine squircle

If only it were a squirtle squircle...

I was wondering if wooden jigsaw puzzles were a thing, and I found this company called "Artifact Puzzles", and these seem really cool https://www.artifactpuzzles.com/

They're laser-cut wooden tiles and I feel like assembling them would be much more satisfying on a tactile level than a normal jigpuz. Instead of mushy cardboard pieces that you kinda have to mash into place, I imagine putting this together on a wooden table and all the pieces sliding into place with a nice click.

The art is lovely, too

Replaying Omegaland. Just one year later, and now I get this joke. I've learned so much.

The Quiet Man
& Knuckles

Happy first day of Karneval, everyone

Start gathering your lanterns and preparing your masks, we must be ready to scare off the winter by Fasnacht

https://mashable.com/2016/02/07/fasnacht-west-virginia/

I saw a post that said "New gameplay for Red Dead Redemption 2", and for a sec I thought they meant that Rockstar released a patch that replaces all the gameplay with different gameplay

The story and all the cutscenes are the same, but they replaced everything you do with cowboy-themed rhythm minigames, it's weird

🤔

The text lined up with the rows in the browser but got all misaligned when I saved it, and it was making my brain itch. So here, have a screenshot. It's smaller, but more correct. https://i.imgur.com/I6lHB6F.png

Well I spent way too long tweaking this chart of (my favorite albums? Albums I like? My 42 desert island albums?) for some reason. Go to neverendingchartrendering.org if you like making charts too (Big @ https://i.imgur.com/nPuOECU.jpg)

The last few Polysics albums have been a journey of discovery