**matt 🏴** @matt · 2018-04-06T10:58:17Z

matt 🏴 @matt

matt 🏴 @matt

The only problem with everything bagels is that they turn into everywhere bagels

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**Kae** @k · Apr 06, 2018, 15:42

**Kae** @k · Apr 06, 2018, 15:42

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**esh** @stripey@mathstodon.xyz · Apr 06, 2018, 19:04

**esh** @stripey@mathstodon.xyz · Apr 06, 2018, 19:04

I've clearly been doing too much #analysis in my #math classes because I immediate started thinking of almost-everywhere bagels

**Jordi** @JordiGH@mathstodon.xyz · Apr 12, 2018, 19:39

**Jordi** @JordiGH@mathstodon.xyz · Apr 12, 2018, 19:39

@stripey Two eaten bagels differ on a set of measure zero, perhaps?

**esh** @stripey@mathstodon.xyz · Apr 12, 2018, 19:51

**esh** @stripey@mathstodon.xyz · Apr 12, 2018, 19:51

@JordiGH I love this. That's a good interpretation...

Hmm, do donut holes differ on a set of measure zero as well?

**Ren - -> computerfairi.es** @Nine@mastodon.social · Apr 12, 2018, 21:28

**Ren - -> computerfairi.es** @Nine@mastodon.social · Apr 12, 2018, 21:28

@matt it started small at first

bagels in shops, in delis, store bought for sandwiches...

We thought it was harmless.

Before we knew it they were everywhere. Endless. You coudln't escape them. We thought they were just discarded, but we found out too late that they were stalking their prey...

Us.

We found out far too late...

COMING SOON, 2019

EVERYWHERE BAGELS