has reached the end-of-life and is now read-only. Please see the EOL announcement for details

Big financial news in today's WaStreJo

@matt the Jo stands for "Jack off",

you know

like the crystals

@Nine Ah yes, the jack-off crystals. I've read some of the literature

@matt slightly less of a silly jape, but still just as ridiculous, how the hell did we have the potential for Jo crystals being a thing, but instead we got no nut November... Like how in the hell

@Nine Not enough engagement. Everyone agrees j/o crystals are an axiomatic good. Gotta get them clicks

Sign in to participate in the conversation

the mastodon instance at is retired

see the end-of-life plan for details: