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I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
But we use the metric system here
So in kilometers that's 804

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@matt

Me at first glance of this: "Heh."

Me 2 seconds later: "Ohgosh it rhyyyymes!!"
*taps fave star*

@kafkaesqueNomad Thank you! In hindsight I should have put dashes in the number, like 8-0-4 so people don't read it as "eight hundred and four" and mess up the rhythm

But it's doing quite well anyway!

@matt @HTHR
just to be the queer who walked 1-6-0-8 kilometers to fall down at your door

@matt what you mean is.
EY WOOD WALK FIVE HUNDRRRED MYYLESSS AND EY WOOD WALK FIVE HUNDRRRRED MOORE BUT WE USE THA METRRIC SYSTEM HERE SO IN KILOMETRRRESS THA’s EIGHT HUNDRRRRED AN FOURRRR

@matt I like very much walking. It is good for the health