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USA-WV-CRW. Early 30s. Any pronouns. Crisis phone worker, writer, game designer. Part of the YouTube "Let's Play" vanguard. Doesn't yell; still not famous.

CW "work" may include generalized talk of mental illness and suicide. If I forget or don't know to CW something I should, please let me know.

Blog / Contact info at oxenandswine.com.

If you like anything I do and wanna help out you can send me a coffee-sized amount of currency at ko-fi.com/oxenandswine

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When I was a kid, my dad would play the Applesauce game. The rules are fairly simple: dad reads the nutrition labels and quizzes us on the percentages. If we are wrong, dad begins to chug applesauce out of the jar.

Mom hated this game, but I loved it.

I haven't seen any of the post-Disney Star Wars movies besides episode 7. Do any of the other three NOT start with an opening text crawl? Because if they don't, I'll watch them.

@matt Fresh F&DC Blue #1 just like from Mama's garden

Remember: the fly on the wall is the one that gets swatted.

I don't know what that means, but I daydreamed that it sounds profound, so there you have it

No mortal man has yet succeeded
In climbing the big glass mountain
I know, said the drummer boy
But my heart is stout and determined
And I long for adventure
Yes, I long for adventure

youtube.com/watch?v=DkpeghyHoq

I like that each member of Giant Bomb has their signature classic video game series that they dive deeply into, exploring the rich history of these franchises

Vinny has Castlevania, Alex has Megaman, Dan has Metal Gear, and Jeff has Garfield

The philosopher of gaming, Stun Locke

GDPR stands for GooD PRivacy

Hit me up if I can pay you to make my 12 week old kitten a tiny t-shirt that says Mama's Boy

I love my smart watch. You can input the current year and it'll automatically calculate the day of the week. It'll work all the way up through 2099. Very advanced tech.

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"Sometimes I see a good succinct quote on social media, and I really want to share it, but it feels too weird to post a profound or inspirational single-sentence quotation when the only attribution I have is" โ€”bonerfart69.tumblr.com

Twitter is a giant publically traded multinational corporation. Doesn't anyone care that a large part of their business model (clearly a huge percentage of their userbase finds this feature engaging) is ripping off other people's images? Is there a process for having them removed if you don't want them there?

The second image for "surprised" is Drew Scanlon and if I were Drew I would demand either that shit being removed, or a big piece of the pie.

Somehow I thought that people who post celeb reaction gifs on twitter have a folder full of them and they were just uploading them from their computers, like when I was an imageboard shit head back in the aughts

I just learned that twitter has a button labeled "gif" and that this functionality is built into the site. They have hundreds to choose from. You can just click "facepalm" and see a collection of all your favorite celebs, cartoons and brand ambassadors looking frustrated

Yowza

Here's a photo for someone who either doesn't like or wants to prank someone with the initials TLB. No rotalties necessary; all I ask is that TLB either really deserve it, or be the type of person to enjoy the joke when you show it to them.