I think I need to accept that the only things I like are 2D platformers and turn-based RPGs

"You mean those are the only types of games you like?"

You heard me

If you're lucky enough to plug a buffalo ghost, yer family's got vittles from here to Fort Kearney. Shame about the curse, but some folk say it ain't a sight worse'n starvin'

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The nice thing about hunting ghosts is that your wagon can carry an unlimited amount of ghost meat

I think standing is the worst thing. Sitting is good, walking is good; standing combines the worst aspects of both. "I have to keep myself upright but I'm not going anywhere? What's this horseshit?"

I'd play a lot more RPGmaker games if they had display options besides "a postage stamp-sized window" and "a blurry mess"

food, politics 

I saw a little fishnet bag of colorful glass beads in someone's crafting supplies and it really made me wanna play Magic:TG again

In fourteen hundred and ninety-two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. With seven ships he voyaged west; Nina, Pinta, and the rest. Every ship had seven sacks. Every sack had seven cats. E

Your refrigerator stopped working and all your food went bad? Sorry, refrigerator 98 is no longer supported. Pay us $100 for refrigerator XP and you should be good

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It's the height of absurdity that anyone'd attempt to charge money for a computer operating system

I have an idea, let's go into business selling microwaves, then once people buy those, sell them the microwave program for "apply heat to food"

The bare minimum standard for game moderation is that if you type or paste the N-word or the F-slur somewhere other players can see it, it should immediately kick that player out of the game and ban their account. Yes people will figure out ways around it using character substitution or whatever, but this would at the very least take care of the lowest low-hanging fruit.

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I don't know what "Among Us" is, but I looked at exactly one (1) vod to try to figure it out and saw racial slurs. It seems like a game you need to know 9 other people to play if you don't want to look at racial slurs. Oh well 🤷

dragon's hoard, a solitaire game I dreamt 

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dragon's hoard, a solitaire game I dreamt 

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dragon's hoard, a solitaire game I dreamt 

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