matt 🏴 @matt@cybre.space

Fran's using a purple-inked fountain pen in her new video 😮 I didn't know that was a thing.

Covetous

Daggerfall was the first RPG that lets you roleplay as The Tick

On one hand, a camera with five different lenses could take photos at five different focal lengths, so you could just take one picture and pick the one you want instead of tapping the screen a dozen times to get it to focus on the right thing

You know what else would be good for getting the focal length you want though? A got damn knob

God, this track is so good. The description for the EP says he was planning a full album in this style in 2017. I hope that's still in the works. https://zammuto.bandcamp.com/track/it-can-feel-so-good

You blood pumps through your heart and flows to the other parts of your body, let yourself feel your own heart beating and pumping

I know I'm the millionth person to make this observation but I literally can't believe that donoteat1 is younger than me

Abbreviations that are based partly on initials and partly on homophones (e.g. "ilu", "idky") are... b

(if before the invention of vans or the the canine linguistics program, replace with a talking horse)

It's weird that nobody thought of Scooby-Doo until, like, the 70s. Four teens and a talking dog in a van who solve crimes is a timeless concept.

Personally I think we should let the sheeple continue to sleep until they wake up naturally. They need their rest and it's rude to wake them up prematurely. You wouldn't want them doing that to you. Just because they're sheep doesn't mean they aren't also people.

Web-based podcast players should have a little built-in Super Mario (or something) emulator, and every level you clear unlocks 5 more minutes of the podcast

Like anyone can just sit and pay attention to an audio show, come on

"You take your car to work, I'll take my board; and when you're out of gas, I'm still afloat" ok Weezer. I'll apply for a job in the ocean. Can you give me a reference

There is no "night crew" on the internet. I refuse to engage in this hemispherical chauvinism

Polygon's games of the decade list was pretty predictable

I don't even care what goes where on these, I just wanna see some weird stuff on there, not the same stuff that was on all the game of the year lists. Now's your chance to acknowledge that yeah, Skyrim wasn't that good, and it's a crime how everyone slept on El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

They should do Desert Golfing for hope sometime

I was on board with or indifferent to most of their rankings until they had to go and do "Walk The Dinosaur" dirty like that

One of the bottom 10 worst 80s songs for sure

Billionaire who tends to spend more of his impossible hoard of stolen wealth on PR than other billionaires reminds everyone there is no such thing as a good billionaire

I wish I knew of more music like what Pogo was doing before he revealed himself as a shitty person. So far the only things I've found that really give me the same feeling are this Zammuto EP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et2gF0mgiOM and this Tofuku track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E90uQoue_iU