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Just a heads-up, I'm turning on "manually approve followers" mode, but most posts will still be public and most follow requests will be approved, as long as they're from people. Just recently had a few more bots and blank accounts trying to follow me than is typical.

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Inventing a new subgenre of rock designed to be gentle and lull you to sleep. I call it bed rock. My band is The Barney Rubblers. We'll have a gay old time.

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We did the parcel run with three cossacks

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Weird how every rock station is a classic rock station by default now

Nothing against Weezer, but the last time Buddy Holly was interesting was when it came on the Windows 95 CD

Restaurant radio station unironically playing Weezer in hell year twenty hateteen lol

Y'all need to get out of the nineties, and get into the MIND-ties

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Cursed idea: some Jordan Peterson-ass edgemaster has a kid who learns about Harry Potter and asks him to read the book to them, so he reads them the Yudkowsky fanfic and tells them it's the real thing 😨

There are two types of people in the world: the ones who want to be 21 forever, and the ones who rue the day they turned 21

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Learning a language with a logographic writing system just so I have more room to crudpost on elephant site

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