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but doctor, this is the way the world ends, not with an owo, but with a uwu

if you get an email offering free tickets to a jam band concert, that's phishing

bad gun joke 

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want t

government forcing employees to play small wind instruments, says whistleblower

all posms know is eat hot chip in trash and lie in leaf pile

the ZiS-154, a soviet license-built version of GM's TDH-3610 bus. the design was modified to have a diesel-electric drivetrain
they are a friend

why are horses so pessimistic? 

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