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asking for financial help 

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ME: *gets up* "just gonna go use the batroom real quick"

YOU: "you mean the bathroom?"

ME: *comes back, covered in scratches* "no"

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Le paradoxe de recel c'est quand y a un barbier qui vole les poils de tous les gens qu'il rase sauf lui-même

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nourriture 

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there's some sort of physics fuckery goin on with my desk

if there's a cup of tea on it, and i kick the leg of the desk or nudge it with my knee or something, even a tiny lil nudge, the tea will begin to swish around in the mug as you'd expect, but the swishiness INCREASES over time, and after a few seconds it will start splashing over the edges and spill over my desk, then it continues to splash MORE before it starts to subside

tldr i need a tuned mass damper for my desk

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France, police, politics, violence 

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