Mh (-) Show more

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what the fuck is this shit. bring me the head of lord bezos

image cw: birdsite, weird-ass positive transphobia, amazon

Tipsy ramblings Show more

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Alcohol Show more

She's a bit drunk, but really wanted me to have pasta, so I'm not arguing

Have managed to accidentally charm a colleague into buying me dinner???

I'm hereby banning straight men from using public bathrooms

Me giving controversial dating advice

Straight dude colleague: "I dunno, the chat always seems to fizzle out when I'm chatting up women. I never know what to say..."
Me: "Have you tried talking to them like people or trying to be friends?"
Straight dude colleague: "????????"

Hetero nonsense Show more

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No one asked any stupid questions! Quite impressed

There's no way to sit through a meeting at work about gender identity healthcare without feeling like a spy

So good to be woke up by the sun rather than my alarm these days ☀️✨

Get yourself a man who puts you off cis guys forever

Spent the weekend on a date with @mauve, we had a very relaxed and cozy time. He has such a wonderful way of making me feel completely at ease 😍❤️❤️✨

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