if non-relational key-value store databases are so good, why don't they have a sequel

Β· SubwayTooter Β· 8 Β· 33 Β· 53

@lifning Okay. The limits of my knowledge are taxed for anything beyond "sql is a thing that exists and I've seen it used next to the word database."

@lifning great, now I have to go buy more followers so I can reboost this and make even more people see it. Thanks a lot.

@lifning DELETE FROM INTERNET WHERE AUTHOR = 'liffy' AND SHITPOST = 'this toot';

@lifning this is the kind of niche-targeted trashpost I love boosting because I never quite know who will react to it. :blobcatpopcorn:

@lifning if you thought mongodb was bad, you clearly never had to work with mongoda

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