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i have once again spookied my username for the halloween month. regularly scheduled love and support will resume following candy day.

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i had this idea in the shower just now and i will not apologize for my art

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hi i'm lif and i make:
- emulation robots like @StarHill and @OwlStatue
- music sometimes
- b e a n m e m e o r i g i n a l c o n t e n t
- whole-hearted but half-baked attempts to cheer people up
- poor life decisions
- a pretty mean pancake
- cute noises when complimented
- big plays in splatoon πŸ¦‘

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"Hey, where are RPM macros stored?"
"Uhhhhhhh in the balls"

slackware? more like yakware!

thanks for reading my toot, be sure to florp and follow if you wanna see more

if you cant' afford it, check your local health department, and check planned parenthood. both of these places frequently offer flu vaccines for free to people! ask your local CVS or whatever drugstore if they can give you a low-cost flu shot too.

& even if that's not available, the ~35$ for a flu vaccine is gonna set you back a lot less than say, missing work for a week because you got the flu, and going to the doctor's office for medicine & stuff to treat your flu.

Not only classic tetris, but especially tetris the grandmaster. A good handful of the top American tgm players are trans - MxKai, EnchantressOfNumbers, Protomagicalgirl

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20 years ago: "And in the future the internet will replace the need to have a telephone entirely!" πŸ–₯️ :blobuwu:

Now: "You must have a phone number to access this website/service" ☎️

Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube

"we went from 2000 back to 7, don't even try to stop us" -bill gates, while holding two knives


:aro: πŸ…ΎοΈπŸ…ΎοΈπŸ…ΎοΈπŸ…ΎοΈ

the parent post in a mastodon thread is called the rooty-toot toot

What if Mario's body had Duke Nukem's head? Show more

me: i can't tell my date i'm secretly a whale
- later -
date: i'm a writer
me: that's cool! i was in a book once
date: oh cool, what book?
me: not moby dick

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