liffy 💔 @lifning@cybre.space

PHP 5.6 reaches end of life in December 2018.

Many server admins refuse to upgrade to PHP 7.1, because WordPress refuses to make its minimum PHP version 7.1 and so they don't have to.

WordPress refuses to make its minimum PHP version 7.1 because many server admins haven't upgraded yet.

Because of this, people are blaming PHP for "ending 5.6 too early".

UN: we've got about 12 years before unavoidable complete climate change catastrophe

American liberals: How could the GOP deny this science! Now, let me get back to work on my 253-point plan to defeat voter disenfranchisement to elect new local leaders to undo gerrymandering so we can vote in new national leaders who can eventually appoint new SCOTUS judges to once some more justices die and then eventually overturn Citizens United so we can...

on wed nes day
everyone marries nintendo

We're back in the Man Flush stall today realizing that the situation is worse than previously believed.

hey guy fieri officiated 101 gay weddings last weekend just in case you wanted more proof that guy fieri is one of the most solid and honestly underrated dudes on this planet https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/02/24/guy-fieri-gay-weddings-miami/23959839/

It'd look something... like this!

sega does what windon't

in protest of economic inequality I am personally boycotting every corporation that makes products I cannot afford

Hey! We need your help to get housing for four working-class families in Philadelphia who got caught in a rental scam! As someone who has been housing stable, my heart goes out to them. I donated, could you please donate too? Please boost this everywhere! 1 of them is a pregnant single mother of three who was housing unstable for two years, thought she'd finally found housing, only to get scammed! Please contribute what you can and share this around. It would mean a lot to me!!

https://www.gofundme.com/scam-victims-need-homes

Native American tribes:
Confederated different groups with trade routes, undercut war with mediation and sporting competitions, developed a healthy relationship with the land

Tribalism: an American buzzword that the political eliet uses to describe how US citizens don't want the two political parties working together to do uncivilized things like poisoning drinking water for oil, bombing other countries, or putting literal babies in prisons

I've reached the "ramen for every meal" portion of this month's poverty, which, as you can imagine, is not great for my sodium intake.

If you can help out, I'd really appreciate it. https://paypal.me/joyeusenoelle

"Whatever happened to her?"

"Oh, you didn't know? She's stuck in the past, poor dear."

"Oh no, stuck, wanting to remember and relive the 'best' parts of her life? She have some kind of trauma?"

"No, no - you misunderstand. She's literally stuck in the past. Time travel accident."

https://projects.propublica.org/miseducation/ If you want to look up your own high school

stats on disparity at the high school I went too, no links because

but yeah this basically falls in line with what I remember from being there

some designer at google needs to have their head shoved into a toilet and given a few swirlies for this shit

sub pixel wide font plus shitty color (#444444) = BOY I SURE LOVE HAVING TO SQUINT TO READ IMPORTANT THINGS!!!!

if your email is improved by pushing the comic sans button you have completely and utterly fucking failed at being a designer

Clifford the big red dog is a kaiju

We lost power for 4 days bc of Michael, and the fam had to throw out EVERYTHING, including the ~$50 worth of food I JUST got earlier in the week. As of today we have nothing to eat :/

I currently have $107/300 for food and to stock up on emergency supplies. Anything I have left over is going to be for bills for the month.

Anything and everything (including boosts) are welcome. Thank you in advance!

http://paypal.me/melaninpony
http://cash.me/$melaninpony