After several months of intensive research and development, I present to you all: Suzanne_Ve.GBA
Or at least I would, but it currently is broken in every emulator out there, even the ones I usually count on to be cycle-accurate*, in a way that causes horrendous flickering that I wouldn't wish on anyone photosensitive. But it works fine on hardware, so here's a recording of it from my Gamecube!
(* bug reports incoming)
CW: Close-up eye contact; muzak.
covid, cheesy 90s psa
*sits on a chair backwards while wearing a blaseball cap backwards*
kids, i know it's easy to feel "too gay to be careful about covid," but there's nothing gayer than you and your polycule surviving the pandemic-apocalypse to have brunch together again once there's a vaccine. stay safe out there
In response to my questions about whether or not any of the game’s creators identify as members of the LGBTQ community, Alper is coy: “At Rollic, we proudly see diversity as one of our greatest strengths. We bring together associates with diverse perspectives, backgrounds, and experiences in an environment where we seek authenticity.”
https://sgadrat.itch.io/super-tilt-bro/devlog/154432/real-time-online-gaming-with-the-nes smash bros. still doesn't have rollback netcode, but a homebrew NES game does. really makes u think
half the reason we are in this ‘queer people are nonviolent wholesome types’ thing is because we keep being wildly oversensitive about giving any char negative traits these days, and then big cash heterosexual men make a fucking basic vampire woman who hates human life and is probably a terf and people are like ‘please mutilate me’ because we are starved for even the most basic evil lesbian stereotype bc bad ppl are hot