After several months of intensive research and development, I present to you all: Suzanne_Ve.GBA
Or at least I would, but it currently is broken in every emulator out there, even the ones I usually count on to be cycle-accurate*, in a way that causes horrendous flickering that I wouldn't wish on anyone photosensitive. But it works fine on hardware, so here's a recording of it from my Gamecube!
(* bug reports incoming)
CW: Close-up eye contact; muzak.
covid, cheesy 90s psa
*sits on a chair backwards while wearing a blaseball cap backwards*
kids, i know it's easy to feel "too gay to be careful about covid," but there's nothing gayer than you and your polycule surviving the pandemic-apocalypse to have brunch together again once there's a vaccine. stay safe out there
Nintendo Power (no, not that one), flash carts & ROMs
Did you know that Nintendo made official consumer flash cartridges for SNES and GBC and sold ROMs for them at kiosks? They were sold in Japan at the end of their respective consoles' lifecycles, likely to continue making money on their existing install base without making their successors (N64 and GBA) compete with them for shelf space.
https://marinakittaka.com/posts/2021-02-26-Good-Ol-Charlie-B.html marina kittaka is so consistently on-point on so many levels it's almost frightening
the "no take, only throw" dog, but it's mickey mouse saying "no remix, only consume"