After several months of intensive research and development, I present to you all: Suzanne_Ve.GBA
Or at least I would, but it currently is broken in every emulator out there, even the ones I usually count on to be cycle-accurate*, in a way that causes horrendous flickering that I wouldn't wish on anyone photosensitive. But it works fine on hardware, so here's a recording of it from my Gamecube!
(* bug reports incoming)
CW: Close-up eye contact; muzak.
covid, cheesy 90s psa
*sits on a chair backwards while wearing a blaseball cap backwards*
kids, i know it's easy to feel "too gay to be careful about covid," but there's nothing gayer than you and your polycule surviving the pandemic-apocalypse to have brunch together again once there's a vaccine. stay safe out there
Washington is finally getting an earthquake early warning system! But you have to get the alerts on your phone, which in addition to requiring that you have a phone (& enable the alerts), could be slow enough to potentially eat up your entire warning period. The state's too cheap to pay for a better distribution method.
Meanwhile, in Mexico City, they have had giant sirens providing earthquake warnings for the past 30 years.
new tool i've been working on since sometime last week: UnrealKey, a small program that tries to automatically detect AES decryption keys for Unreal Engine 4 pak files, with results possible within seconds of starting the game
everything leans toward consumption.
creation is something others do, for money, in industry.
and that's bad news for storytelling, folks. and when storytelling suffers, we lose knowledge.
I have no citation for that, but it's a hill I'll die on.