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lewd, nudity, eye contact Show more

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nude photos of self, ec, tits & all that jazz, boosts+++ Show more

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nude photos of self, ec, tits & all that jazz, boosts+++ Show more

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Guys used to "joke" with me that drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes would make me a girl and guess what bitches, I'm 1000% happier with myself and you is still a sad sack of shit.

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broke: assuming everyone on the web goes by he/him

joke: referring to people by they/them until you are familiar with their pronouns

woke: checking the profiles of everyone you talk to to find out their pronouns

bespoke: regularly checking the profiles of even your oldest mufos to see if their pronouns have changed because you respect their agency and want to give them space to blossom

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Boost this if you see your kink:

Girls
Being gay for girls
Cuddling girls
Holding hands with girls
Talking about doing things with girls
Kissing girls
Loving girls
Thinking about girls
All girls
Just girls
Girls
Going out on dates with girls
Chatting with girls
Spending time together with girls
Being friends with girls
Being girls

Nobody will know which one >.<

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@lunaterra so I was lurking your bio and was wondering if you had any advice on going vegan

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my english teachers: dee your writing is pretty good, but you use way too many parentheticals

me: fair point, but what if—bear with me here—i surrounded them with em dashes instead

my english teachers: *uproarious applause*

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I yelled at a dude for loudly informing his friends that I was trans, and ended up getting the dude kicked out and all the employees + regulars came over to make sure I was okay/I knew they were on my side,

including a cute/friendly thicc dude whose number I got 😈😈😈 because I what? can't stop and what? won't stop

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I kinda want to live in a queer commune. That sounds nice

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