💻 Most computers flower only once every 100 years, but some flower and bear fruit each year if well watered and cared for
💻 The opposite of a computer is ghosts
💻 We all just pretend UNIX exists
💻 Processor cycles are marketing hype. We have all been on a 24-hour processor cycle since the early 1990s
💻 The Bible was originally written and compiled in QBASIC
💻 "USB keys" is the scientific term for computer egg sacs
💻 Variables with $ in their names are only usable by premium coders
💻 Computers can actually be grown from cuttings. Take a key from any laptop keyboard (home row keys work best) and place it in a mix of sand and iron filings, and water it regularly
@leila Like everybody didn't already know all those things?
Dr. Elwood P. Dobbs,
Pastor Prelate of Our Lady of the Wet Volcano
(effective 02 02 2020 at 02:02:02)
👋😄 Amused.. And yes 1990's was the real lockndown, however I presume the 12/60 ratio system was in use at the early 80's when digital was only still becoming "public household" and not only Private Lab Minds Tinkering. 12/60 as opposed to the earth/solar systems true Ratio of 13/20 which is a natural Bio'rhythm, unlike 12/60 which is not!
the mastodon instance at cybre.space is retired
see the end-of-life plan for details: https://cybre.space/~chr/cybre-space-eol
@leila My Rabbi, who was involved in the original Mac tech boom in CA, would absolutely get a KICK out of that QBASIC joke, I may tell it to him if I get a good set up for it XD