I'm gay as hell, and all my girlfriends are named Crime
occasionally lewd, lots of cw, boosts ok
And today's gender is…
I bet you there are scavengers mining the void for khyber crystal fragments shot into space when the Death Stars exploded.
Validate me like one of your French girls
Who wore it best?
Just converted a bunch of GPE into KE, and that's the kind of energy I'm bringing into 2020.
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I require additional boob.
Me: Hm. My boobs aren't growing any more. What's wrong, ugh.
Also Me: Hey! My boobs have definitely grown. Yay!
Me Two Seconds Later: Hm. My boobs aren't growing any more in the last two seconds. What's wrong, ugh.
Ok, but what's yoda?
Surgeon: So it's very important that you have no food or drink for 12 hours before your operation tomorrow. Do you understand?
Sonic the Hedgehog (nods): Gotta go fast.
TRANS DAY OF REVENGETRANS DAY OF REVENGETRANS DAY OF REVENGETRANS DAY OF REVENGE
Wow my new employer is really BDSM friendly
An extension called Disney- that removes all the racist shit from their film and TV catalogue
Is there anything softer than lesbian,,,? Science just doesnt know
Grouchy because I don't want to deal with Disney+ anything, but people are talking so much about The Mandalorian that I'm like, is it good?
Are You There Manager? It's Me, Karen.
My roommate texted me to say she was bringing home a friend she met at the pool hall.
A moment later she added: “She's hot but I'm respecting her boundaries.”
pregnant nightmare urine
How should I use my newfound seer powers? Answer me so I can already have known what you were going to say.
whoa, toots show up in my notifications before they show up in my home timeline? I can see the future!
I wanna go home and try making tea out of sichuan peppercorns, because I am actually a goblin
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