Pinned ping

I bet you there are scavengers mining the void for khyber crystal fragments shot into space when the Death Stars exploded.

Validate me like one of your French girls

Just converted a bunch of GPE into KE, and that's the kind of energy I'm bringing into 2020.

of boobs 

of boobs 

Surgeon: So it's very important that you have no food or drink for 12 hours before your operation tomorrow. Do you understand?

Sonic the Hedgehog (nods): Gotta go fast.

TRANS DAY OF REVENGE
TRANS DAY OF REVENGE
TRANS DAY OF REVENGE
TRANS DAY OF REVENGE

An extension called Disney- that removes all the racist shit from their film and TV catalogue

Is there anything softer than lesbian,,,? Science just doesnt know

Grouchy because I don't want to deal with Disney+ anything, but people are talking so much about The Mandalorian that I'm like, is it good?

My roommate texted me to say she was bringing home a friend she met at the pool hall.

A moment later she added: “She's hot but I'm respecting her boundaries.”

How should I use my newfound seer powers? Answer me so I can already have known what you were going to say.

whoa, toots show up in my notifications before they show up in my home timeline? I can see the future!

I wanna go home and try making tea out of sichuan peppercorns, because I am actually a goblin

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