I'm gay as hell, and all my girlfriends are named Crime
ah ok so somehow TWO of my friends are having bottom surgery today?? 😅😰😊😬👍😵
i google student friendly vegan recipes and I get shit like "a swig of white wine, half a cup of honey, 3 teaspons of saffron, 500 grams of truffles and just wrap it up in some nice fresh $50 notes,
Periodic reminder that I love every one of you and would fight a wolverine for you, if wolverines weren't definitely queer, and probably misunderstood, this has become a different toot, protect wolverines.
Possible uses: "Follow the genderline of their argument"
"TONIGHT on Genderline!"
"Here are your notes. I genderlined all the gay parts."
Word I just thought I read: "genderline."
@leila the are two pokemon inside of you
I was of three minds,Like a treeIn which there are three Pokemon
One is not born, but rather becomes, a Pokemon.
Is a hot dog a kind of Pokemon?
What is not a Pokemon?
Is Sonic a Pokemon?
(please don't cancel me!)
CYBERPUNK 2077 SAID TRANS TIGHTS
"You must be under THIS level to ride." 😏
I think my sexuality is just that for me to be attracted to someone, they need to have LESS gender than me.
Jehova's Witnesses knocking on your door except it's just to show you a cool possum they met.
ｃｙｂｒｅｓｐａｃｅ: the social hub of the information superhighway
jack in to the mastodon fediverse today and surf the dataflow through our cybrepunk, slightly glitchy web portal