ラベンダー @lavendork@cybre.space

two episodes into TAZ amnesty i am loving this setting a lot more than I expected to. I love Justin's park ranger shtick

sex? oh yeah I played that on n64!

whew

the single dart storage in the grip on the alpha trooper is hilarious to me. it's a mag-fed blaster and it's a pain in the ass to breach load, so what do they expect u to do with that single dart? is it intended for like a sidearm or something? i wanna print one for my Nexus pro it's just so funny

you can download my nudes but if u make any edits, you have to open source them, too

i fucking adore thumbhole stocks they just look so so good

need more black shirts

go to the store, spend $100 on groceries, get home, there's nothing to eat. where the fuck did the money go

Y'ALL

easily tricked by dark creatures gf

repressing my genital dysphoria by going 'haha funny girldick"

pirates of the carabiner

yesterday was my birthday, so a bunch of online stores sent me discount codes to get my engagement. target with *5% off* was fucking laughable

inscrutable hat hair

i really want to be the cocky bastard who doesn't pay by the rules, but I'm so good at my job that nobody can do anything about it

except I'm not actually very good at anything, so I end up just being a weird dork who's barely worth keeping on the payroll

gonna need to buy new jeans for work im getting too thicc for these ones

omg y'all I can't believe my fox gf stole the towel off my head with my mouth and ran off to bury it

I need to shampooooo