Pinned ping

late mornings, curled between fluffy blankets and warm arms and messy hair and soft lips, that make me glad i was born

the single dart storage in the grip on the alpha trooper is hilarious to me. it's a mag-fed blaster and it's a pain in the ass to breach load, so what do they expect u to do with that single dart? is it intended for like a sidearm or something? i wanna print one for my Nexus pro it's just so funny

you can download my nudes but if u make any edits, you have to open source them, too

nerf, photos of blasters 

i fucking adore thumbhole stocks they just look so so good

i’ve said it before but transflective displays are underrated

sharp makes them with some e-ink-like properties (persistent, extremely low power consumption), but they’re also very fast

go to the store, spend $100 on groceries, get home, there's nothing to eat. where the fuck did the money go


repressing my genital dysphoria by going 'haha funny girldick"

yesterday was my birthday, so a bunch of online stores sent me discount codes to get my engagement. target with *5% off* was fucking laughable

i really want to be the cocky bastard who doesn't pay by the rules, but I'm so good at my job that nobody can do anything about it

except I'm not actually very good at anything, so I end up just being a weird dork who's barely worth keeping on the payroll

there's something about the euphoria of a chosen name that makes all trans people want to begin their contributions to a conversation with, "My name is ___ and I'm here to say".

The "I love ___ in a major way" thing is entirely a cultural addition, though.

gonna need to buy new jeans for work im getting too thicc for these ones

omg y'all I can't believe my fox gf stole the towel off my head with my mouth and ran off to bury it

real pros use half length whistling darts \j

why do my bangs look so oily and flat and volumeless today? i showered and conditioned and brushed them and everything today grr

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