mike cole, who even are you anyway? is mike cole even your real name? do you even *have* a name? is it even *possible* to "have" a "name" when names are nothing but a mass illusion, something we collectively pretend exists because it makes our lives easier? does the answer even *matter*? why am i asking you these questions? what should i eat for lunch tomorrow? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa