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>looking for a new holiday
>ask the Halloween receptionist if Halloween is creepy or wet
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says "it's a good holiday sir"
>buy a membership
>it's creepy

switching my Tor onion router from regular onions to kin onions

People look at gen-z folks, shotgunning preworkout and adderall, performing frontier surgery on each other in the target parking lot before a 14 hour shift and really think, "hmmm yes, if we just clamp down a littler harder, these wimps will listen to authority"

>looking for a new holiday
>ask the Halloween receptionist if Halloween is creepy or wet
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>she laughs and says "it's a good holiday sir"
>buy a membership
>it's creepy

Setting myself up as an ley-line-source and haunted-peat-bog-source heat pump installation expert ready for those sweet, sweet government grant megaquids

@garbados Oh wait. Nevermind. That just looks like a mistyped suburb...

lewd imp. but literally safe for work 

"straight" men in the machine shop will be like

@RobinHood okay I knew about the special effects Bible, I did *not* know that he kidnapped a child

@tessaracked I want to write a historical fiction novel from the perspective of the kid he kidnapped

I still remember when I was relatively young and watching Powell testify on television about WMDs in Iraq. I remember for the first time in my life carefully examining the evidence which was a blurry photo and a big 'ole "trust me", and thinking "buuuuuuulll shiiiit." It would not be the last time.

So I found out the "do you think God stays in heaven in fear of what he created?" comes from spy kids 2 (because the kids watched it yesterday) and I have to say for one of the best lines ever that sure is a weird movie to be in

drugs 

Silicon Valley nerds microdose for productivity. i microdose for the taste

All some radlibs know is reflective vest, petition, megaphone, hand out trotskyist newspaper, and lie

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