@kingu_platypus_gidora image description:
A photograph of a colour printed page, possibly a magazine. The page is beige with a white border and red piping.
In upper frame there is a screenshot of the Google homepage from 1999, and there is blue bold sans serif font underneath it reading:
"Google (www.google.com) is a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit."