keltanokka @keltanokka@cybre.space
Bird wrangler. I can't hack but I can type very fast while wearing fingerless gloves.
the monitors we left behind
I found a warning from my past self
The axes on the internet's alignment chart are discourse/shitpost and aesthetic/irony.
proposed new circles of hell:
10th - everything's normal except the wifi cuts out every 90 seconds
11th - an eternity of parallel parking with an impatient driver stuck behind you and pedestrians who watch, silently judging
12th - networking lunch
my skills: cable management for when starlings really really want to hide behind your switch
Recently finished Seven Surrenders by #AdaPalmer and here's my Hot Take Show more
Cursed image
Me: open-source is the best
Also me: I will die before I let anyone look at this shitty code
Just finished The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin and really enjoyed it. Also, I cannot get over how badly the cover is underselling this #book. This says "I dunno, fantasy stuff?" when it needs to say "HOLY SHIT GEOLOGY WIZARDS."
Does anyone know if there's a #biohacking scene on mastodon? Looking to design some experiments and want to see if there's more literature than I'm aware of on the subject.
Honestly I just wanted an excuse to say "federated" a lot.
