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lewd joke 

i feel like there is an important distinction between a Size Queen and a Queen of Size

nsfw ??? 

yeah i'm pretty fucking gay

pretty, fucking, and gay

What's this country and why are all the girls from there so fucking hung

one of the strongest arguments for transition that i can make

me, before transition: could not get it

me, after transition: apparently can get it very easily

nsfw ?? 

sleeping with (chaste)

sleeping with (not chaste)

Listen I'm not saying I'd let a bunch of hot conductor girls run a train on me but

I already thought they were pushing it with penis 2 so coccyx is really unacceptable

pro gamer tip: spice up any statement by ending it with "checkmate, atheists"

asking for money help, please boost :boost_ok: 


i need $35 for my phone bill, $80 to order groceries, and $60 for medical weed

$175 in total

i have to work from home because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me. i'm currently searching for remote jobs now

i'm gonna put my full focus towards that, so no more freelance video editing or etsy shop for the moment. please help me survive in the meantime





thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :blacker_heart_outline: :black_sparkles_outline:

vanta dress selfie!!!!! (cw: eye contact) 

here's that dress :blacker_heart_outline: :black_sparkles_outline:

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Katherine is moving's choices:


the mastodon instance at is retiring

see the end-of-life plan for details: